Boy of Summer

[crazydiamondsue]

Do you know how hard it is to keep your eye on the ball, widen your stance and keep your curls confined in your doo-rag while uberaeryn is yellin' "Yee-haw" and "Woo-hoo!" and "Evil Hand!"? Christian Kane does.



Doing charity stuff for Oklahoma Preferred Hospice is good, m'kay? And when you're Christian Kane playing celebrity softball with soap stars, that guy who dated Ashlee Simpson and that dude, what's his name, that was in Blue Lagoon, it's also an opportunity to make Uberaeryn and Crazydiamondsue stand out in the hot, hot sun and pretend they know something about softball.

We think he played shortstop. Or dog something. Whatever it is when you stand between first and second base and grope yourself a lot.

So elcazavampiros agreed to shuttle Uberaeryn and me to The Brick to see CK play ball. We loaded up our Angel S5 inserts, a sharpie and lipgloss and we were on our way. To be like, three of maybe 100 people there. Oklahoma advertising sucks ass. But yay for us!

Uberaeryn, of course, was the first to spot CK come off the field to take pics, and ran to get in line. Then he went to play again (we, uh, had to be there for the one celebrity who was actually playing the game - 2 runs and 3 outs - and that was just by the 5th inning!) So he comes over, gropes Aeryn, who groped back, the camera breaks under the weight of their combined pheromones and UST, and then he comes back, gropes Aeryn again, and the photographer's gone. So then he gets kinda diva and won't come back until he gets slammed in the head by something (a fly ball? Cris Judd's ego? We're not sure) so he's good and bloody and sweaty to take pics with us!

He signed Aeryn's Angel insert right on top of Spike's head. Which made them both giggle. (Pic below to prove.) Aeryn said, "That's okay, I'm not planning on meeting James any time soon," and he snarfled harder.

Then I sat like a deer in headlights, shoved my boobs (totally unintentionally) into his face and then the sharpie was out of ink and he couldn't sign my insert (insert, snerk, naughty) except for a vauge "C" that only I can see. So Uberaeryn groped him 3 times, had quite the chat, and I overcompensated with my boobs of doom. Pics follow:


Uberaeryn and Christian Kane.


The BOOBS of Crazydiamondsue featuring Christian Kane.


Christian Kane *is* Spike!


Christian at bat. That boy rocks.


3rd time's a charm for Uberaeryn, as photo girl is gleeful for the thwarted fangirls.


Yet more of the Uberaeryn/CK grope fest.


Wow. How old is that headshot?


Uberaeryn and Crazydiamondsue - BFF 4-Eva.


Crazydiamondsue and Crazydiamond Caza.


Gleeful (CK touched me!) Uberaeryn and Dork!Caza (who didn't want CK to touch him, and only went for snowcones and promised back rubs.)

We were totally gonna make up stories involving us (sans Caza), CK, and the white stretch Hummer outside the ballpark, but Caza's like right here, dude. (So more on that later.)

Oh, and an apology to stoney321, whose daughter's birthday party I interrupted to call and squee about CK groping himself at first base.

Don't you wish *YOU* were cool and lived in Oklahoma???

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