Shine On You Crazy Diamond

So we've been outed. Exposed. Stripped naked like JM in the dailies from Season 6. If you've seen my and Stoney's last posts...

( How the Stoney-Sue Kerfuffle Really Ended )

ETA: This kerfuffle seems to have been one-upped by one that's more virulent (and disturbingly fraught with UST) going on between elcazavampiros and uberaeryn....

Thanks to vampirefever, I was forced to confront one of my fears button-eyes and plushy faced this morning: fear of stuffed animals.

Then I began to wonder if there was an actual phobia assigned to my fear (well, it's primarily of stuffed animals dressed up like people - your garden variety teddy bear won't make me soil myself or anything, but you show me a Paddington Bear in that little yellow slicker and we're talking heebie jeebies...)

I checked out the list of phobias and found out that there isn't a fancy Greek term for my fear - so I made one up: agriplushiphobia.

There are, however, three different phobias dealing with fear of an erect penis:

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.

Bwaaaa???

And this one's just funny:

Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.

Happy St. Patrick's Day - now, stop pinching me, Stoney! Or do it harder.

The lovely beccagirl17555 , who will always have a special place in my heart for being one of the first people to friend me, has started a gifting community at btvs_halloween . Go there and request things! Make me things! Halloween is my favorite holiday (I look good in orange) and I have that whole geeky costume addiction. (I swore I was going to dress as Faith this year if I lost 10 lbs. That didn't happen - so far - hah! Please do not assume that by losing a mere 10 pounds I would look anything like Eliza Dushku. No, 10 lbs. would allow me to feel better about myself in leather pants and a wife beater.)