Boy of Summer

[crazydiamondsue]

Do you know how hard it is to keep your eye on the ball, widen your stance and keep your curls confined in your doo-rag while uberaeryn is yellin' "Yee-haw" and "Woo-hoo!" and "Evil Hand!"? Christian Kane does.



Doing charity stuff for Oklahoma Preferred Hospice is good, m'kay? And when you're Christian Kane playing celebrity softball with soap stars, that guy who dated Ashlee Simpson and that dude, what's his name, that was in Blue Lagoon, it's also an opportunity to make Uberaeryn and Crazydiamondsue stand out in the hot, hot sun and pretend they know something about softball.

We think he played shortstop. Or dog something. Whatever it is when you stand between first and second base and grope yourself a lot.

So elcazavampiros agreed to shuttle Uberaeryn and me to The Brick to see CK play ball. We loaded up our Angel S5 inserts, a sharpie and lipgloss and we were on our way. To be like, three of maybe 100 people there. Oklahoma advertising sucks ass. But yay for us!

Uberaeryn, of course, was the first to spot CK come off the field to take pics, and ran to get in line. Then he went to play again (we, uh, had to be there for the one celebrity who was actually playing the game - 2 runs and 3 outs - and that was just by the 5th inning!) So he comes over, gropes Aeryn, who groped back, the camera breaks under the weight of their combined pheromones and UST, and then he comes back, gropes Aeryn again, and the photographer's gone. So then he gets kinda diva and won't come back until he gets slammed in the head by something (a fly ball? Cris Judd's ego? We're not sure) so he's good and bloody and sweaty to take pics with us!

He signed Aeryn's Angel insert right on top of Spike's head. Which made them both giggle. (Pic below to prove.) Aeryn said, "That's okay, I'm not planning on meeting James any time soon," and he snarfled harder.

Then I sat like a deer in headlights, shoved my boobs (totally unintentionally) into his face and then the sharpie was out of ink and he couldn't sign my insert (insert, snerk, naughty) except for a vauge "C" that only I can see. So Uberaeryn groped him 3 times, had quite the chat, and I overcompensated with my boobs of doom. Pics follow:


Uberaeryn and Christian Kane.


The BOOBS of Crazydiamondsue featuring Christian Kane.


Christian Kane *is* Spike!


Christian at bat. That boy rocks.


3rd time's a charm for Uberaeryn, as photo girl is gleeful for the thwarted fangirls.


Yet more of the Uberaeryn/CK grope fest.


Wow. How old is that headshot?


Uberaeryn and Crazydiamondsue - BFF 4-Eva.


Crazydiamondsue and Crazydiamond Caza.


Gleeful (CK touched me!) Uberaeryn and Dork!Caza (who didn't want CK to touch him, and only went for snowcones and promised back rubs.)

We were totally gonna make up stories involving us (sans Caza), CK, and the white stretch Hummer outside the ballpark, but Caza's like right here, dude. (So more on that later.)

Oh, and an apology to stoney321, whose daughter's birthday party I interrupted to call and squee about CK groping himself at first base.

Don't you wish *YOU* were cool and lived in Oklahoma???

Comments

[yin-again.livejournal.com]

Um... Caza's hot.


Sorry, the evil hand typed that.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Even Dork!Caza? Heh. Yeah, I'm kinda afraid to meet alice23kate after her enthusiastic reaction to the above icon. The cool thing? Caza doesn't know he's hot. He thinks I'm the pretty one and he's the smart one. I'm so both.

[tabaqui]

Wow wow wow.
CK is TOTALLY not looking at your Boobs of Doom. You must have stunned him.

Or the flyball to the head did. Sheesh.
:)

*bounce*

Neat!
I DO wish i lived in....
No, wait.
Isn't tattooing still illegal there?

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

He did get his hand tangled in my hair and said in that gruff bad!Lindsey voice, "You got a lotta hair." Never washing out the CK sweat. Ok, I will. If it was NB or JM sweat, I'd cut that piece out and braid it and put it in a box. (And I so think Nicky should play next year - baseball, hello?)

Yeah, they're trying to legalize tattooing, but you could just be like Caza and drive to Texas, only 3 hours away. Caza's tattoo? "Sue" in Old English script. Awwww. :)

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I logged on just to see your boobs! CK pics! He's so SMALL! I'm going to scalp you and wear your hair. Eddie's such a trooper, you owe him an Emma sighting.

We, er, I, now return to my mixture of beta'ing and reading. The new crack is so bad, the Justin is not Justin, the Daphne's a Brian hatah and it's like the QaF!Repo with the 'do you love me? Yes, I love you. OMG, one of us has fucked up yet again, must atone!' Lather, rinse, repeat, watch as hair falls out at the roots.

Also, the author called Justin's ass 'powdered sugar buns'. And everyone's always rubbing themselves against Brian crouch.

psst... you really do look like 25 in those, 'specially the you and Caza one.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Kathy kept yelling, "Get out here, you tiny Texan!" He is kinda wee. In hot, wee way. Stop sending crack!fic my way! You know I can't resist!!!

psst... you really do look like 25 in those, 'specially the you and Caza one. - Even coached, you're brilliant. I like, all kinds of love you and stuff. Sometime this summer, you must witness the shiny!Sue hair and hottie!Caza real life and in person. *nods* (Did you get your Vamp Love cd?)

[lynnenne]

"Powdered sugar buns"? Did Brian try to snort the powder from his buns? Justin's buns are the new crack! Wait, the crack is between the buns... *reels*

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Okay, my third try at a comment. lol. Uberaeryn and you and Caza and CK - and omg - overload of beautiful people. CK groping himself and UA? just too much. What a great day in OK. :-) Loved the pics, thanks. :-)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Beautiful people. *sniff* Loves you. Forgives you for getting Marilyn Manson stuck in my head. The whole CK thing aside, it was the coolest to just hang out with Uberaeryn and Caza like the old days when we were poor and had to amuse each other. Okay, we're still poor, but now we're busy. :)

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Great pics, great story- and I am SO not sorry that it's rained most of the day and the temperature topped out about 62^o here, for I am pretty sure I evolved from the salamander side of the family.

(y'all are entirely hot)

Julia, all you lizard folks are much more adapted to the heat

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

62 degrees? *wants to be with you* Thank God uberaeryn had some toilet paper stuffed in her purse (like a good Baptist) so we could mop down while we were waiting for CK to stop playing ball and play with us! Seriously, there were only about 10 people there to see him (or at least squee into his face) and a bunch of teenage girls there to see Cris Judd, famous for banging JLo. What?? We were hot and whiny at the end. Then we drank beer and grilled weenies and all was well in the Heartland...

[lynnenne]

You have a beautiful smile. I bet CK wanted to kiss you. Tell me he kissed you...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SUE has the most GORGEOUS SMILE in the world. And she knows it, and keeps lip-kits nearby, as a good girl with a mouth like that should.

(Notice how she has the prominent mouth in my icon. 'Tis for a reason. AND THE HAIR!!!!)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

He kissed me.

I so wish. By the time I got him, he was in the zone and all the boobs and lipgloss in the world couldn't have distracted him. *pout* But I had a blast with Uberaeryn and Caza. We sang on the way home. /geek

Voted Best Smile, PHS Class of 1988. Just sayin'

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Squee! OMG that's so cool and CK/Crazydiamondsue'sBoobies OTP!

He's so tiny! You should have belted him with a softball and then smuggled him out in your purse. And the fact that he signed on Spike's head just made me laugh.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

OTP! I need that icon. He's actually standing on the ground beneath me (I'm in the stands) but he was pretty wee. That Spike's head thing...snerk. I was gonna make sign David (and maybe add a doodle?) but the stupid pen died. :(

But I got some sun, my hair was kickin' and Caza bought me a slushy!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sharvie_/]

Awww, you guys look so cut together in your little sunglasses.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Caza's not cool - he lost his sunglasses. Loser!! I'll have to give you a list of the other "celebrities". And I just got your email last night. That's not me that pops in and out of AIM - it's Caza. We don't turn the computer off most of the time, and we just grab and use. If you see the popping, it's Caza, so if you have time, say, "Hola." He'll be amused...

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

Whooooooot!!!!!

What fun! omg! You lucky, lucky thang!

*twirls you*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Whee! (pretty icon!) Did you see the owie beneath his eye? I had an H/C moment. And did you see his hand got tangled in my hair? *milks it*

It was fun, particularly just hangin' out with Caza and Uberaeryn and our cluelessness to who different celebrities, and then the part when Caza came out of 7-11 singing completely unreconizable, yet vastly amusing, Nirvana.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing and giggling and pointing to the monitor and yelling to Ron, "Get over here and see this!" So we finally get to see a picture of uberaeryn! And Ron gets to see pics of you and Caza and he says, "Who is that guy again?" and I said, "LINDSEY!" Ron forgets such things sometimes, but he remembers him now.

Oh how I wish I could have been there with you, it sounds like so much fun even if it was sweltering. I know nothing about softball and care even less, but what's the difference? You all look so happy and pretty (yes, even Caza).

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Isn't uberaeryn the cutest??? She's also always been very wee. She's about the size of one of my boobs. :( But, believe it or not, she's taller than me. These pics make me look statuesque! But CK is actually standing on the ground below me and Eddie and Kathy are slouching.

You would have loved it! Despite have to schlepp the fangirls around, Caza was in a great mood (he didn't even gripe when he had to pay $10 for a $4 camera at the stadium giftshop because we forgot to bring one.) And those first two pics with CK only cost $5 a piece. Oh! And there was an actor from Passions there! We giggled like dorks at that one. Thank you for the pretteh, I have to say we're not bad for 2 hours in direct sunlight and the fact that you can tell by my vamp tan it was the first time I'd seen the outside of the garret in a while...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE!! (It's Rover, because I always played that position or catcher. *snerk* Insert sex joke here:___)

OMG! Stupid kids having fun and running in my house!! (The shit kid came. AHHHH!! Stories, I have stories)

I feel like SHIT for not being able to boing and squeee with you two over the phone! It sounded like you two (oh. Caza. THREE) had a great time. What is up with the apocolyptic heat???

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

I KNEW it had something to do with dogs. YOU WUZ MISSED.

[ponders-life.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing the pretteh!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Welcome! He's a cute, wee, sweaty, bloody man, isn't he? :)

Hello.

[annie-deschain2.livejournal.com]

My name is Melissa and I'm a Chris Kane Fan as well. i found a link to your live journal on a chris kane message board i'm a member of and i love the pics of Chris.

i also own a Chris Kane Fan list on Yahoo Groups.

Re: Hello.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Hi! Glad you liked the pics - he does look pretty good for someone that sweaty, tired and bloody. :)

[nasty-shrew.livejournal.com]

*omg so late.*

I had to drop in to say: SUCH pretty hair! Your hair, I mean. Not CK's. Because his? Er, not so much.

Also, *squeezes you, because CUTE*.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Icon love!!!

Thank you! I have a hair fetish. Truly. I spend way too much thought on my hair, but then so did Angel, Spike, Cordelia...:) Yeah, CK was not having his best hair day. But he was sweaty and sexy and very sweet - so I forgave him the doo-rag.

*squeezes you because if you like my hair as much as I love your accent - OMG!*