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1. If you could be someone on your friends list for a day, who would it be and why?
reremouse - Without question. Not only she is a great example of my fandom favorites: Xander/hot/snark, but also because, if I were her, I'd finish all of my WIPs, write several one-shots and finally do all of that co-authoring I say I'm going to. (In other words, not spend my writing time sitting on the couch with a bowl of Cheese Nips, watching "The 40 Hottest Rock'n'Roll Wives and Girlfriends.")
2. If you could pick someone on your friends list to be you for a day, who would it be and why?
stoney321 - Are you kidding me??? I'd have a garden that looked like pixies were going to light on the multi-colored daisies at any given moment; I'd have coordinated window treatments and floor coverings in every room; and all of my bat shit relatives who called would be greeted with her Ike Turner voice. Plus everyone would be all, "Sue - you're so...competent!" Words I rarely hear. "Sue you're so sweet/funny/amusing/one-hell-of-a-cook?" Yeah. Competent? No. WOULD LOVE IT.
3. Whose life would you really screw up if you had to be them for a day?
karabair - First of all, the grad school thing would be workable, I majored in English, too, and can sneer at Hemingway with the best of them. I could also put off working on a thesis to write Wesley with guns. Or Gunn. However, it would be when Carrie met up with her law school friends at Bar Trivia night with Tawny Kitaen-hair, bright red salon nails, red v-neck shirt with black miniskirt and black platform sling backs, a Marlboro Ultra Light in one hand and a Mary Kay lipgloss case in the other that the trouble might start. Possibly. I don't exactly have that...well, Georgetown kind of vibe. I'm more of the OSU tailgate party kind of chick. (But I would still kick ass at bar trivia!!)
4. Who would you never get away with being for a day?
dovil - If I were to get really stoned, I could possibly approximate the gorgeous stream of consciousness that are her posts. Maybe. With Stoney's help. But considering she has one of those complicated, Chandler Bing, "Now, what do you do?" jobs, I can see problems arising. And then when I greeted "my" flatmates and giggled, "Heh. Flatmates cool," and then added, "Know what'd be fun? If ya'll 'd kiss." By the time they tried to figure out what the hell "ya'll 'd" meant and how to spell it, I would have passed out, dizzy from watching the toilet flush backward. (Not to mention that walking the streets wearing a t-shirt that read, "Eat Me - I'm a Kiwi!" would have already gotten my ass kicked.) So, no. I will but worship her from afar.
5. Who would never get away with being you?
elcazavampiros - First of all, I'd be three hours late for work because he'd insist on straightening "his" hair because that's how he likes me to wear it, and he would be unable to figure out just the right product/hair dryer/curling iron combination. Then he'd eat a box of Cheese Nips, a bag of Doritos, 2 Wild Cherry Pepsis and two Bavarian cream donuts for lunch, forgetting that I'm *not* 6'2" and don't have his perennial 13-year-old metabolism. Then he'd sit down in front of the computer, stretch out his fingers, saying, "Show her who the cool writer is," and proceed to post a story that read, Spike and Xander did it. They did it a lot. It was hot. They kissed and had all the sex because they are both attractive guys so it looked hot I guess if you're into that kind of thing. THE END. And, you know, that'd just be silly...
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karabair1. If you could be someone on your friends list for a day, who would it be and why?
reremouse - Without question. Not only she is a great example of my fandom favorites: Xander/hot/snark, but also because, if I were her, I'd finish all of my WIPs, write several one-shots and finally do all of that co-authoring I say I'm going to. (In other words, not spend my writing time sitting on the couch with a bowl of Cheese Nips, watching "The 40 Hottest Rock'n'Roll Wives and Girlfriends.")2. If you could pick someone on your friends list to be you for a day, who would it be and why?
stoney321 - Are you kidding me??? I'd have a garden that looked like pixies were going to light on the multi-colored daisies at any given moment; I'd have coordinated window treatments and floor coverings in every room; and all of my bat shit relatives who called would be greeted with her Ike Turner voice. Plus everyone would be all, "Sue - you're so...competent!" Words I rarely hear. "Sue you're so sweet/funny/amusing/one-hell-of-a-cook?" Yeah. Competent? No. WOULD LOVE IT. 3. Whose life would you really screw up if you had to be them for a day?
karabair - First of all, the grad school thing would be workable, I majored in English, too, and can sneer at Hemingway with the best of them. I could also put off working on a thesis to write Wesley with guns. Or Gunn. However, it would be when Carrie met up with her law school friends at Bar Trivia night with Tawny Kitaen-hair, bright red salon nails, red v-neck shirt with black miniskirt and black platform sling backs, a Marlboro Ultra Light in one hand and a Mary Kay lipgloss case in the other that the trouble might start. Possibly. I don't exactly have that...well, Georgetown kind of vibe. I'm more of the OSU tailgate party kind of chick. (But I would still kick ass at bar trivia!!)4. Who would you never get away with being for a day?
dovil - If I were to get really stoned, I could possibly approximate the gorgeous stream of consciousness that are her posts. Maybe. With Stoney's help. But considering she has one of those complicated, Chandler Bing, "Now, what do you do?" jobs, I can see problems arising. And then when I greeted "my" flatmates and giggled, "Heh. Flatmates cool," and then added, "Know what'd be fun? If ya'll 'd kiss." By the time they tried to figure out what the hell "ya'll 'd" meant and how to spell it, I would have passed out, dizzy from watching the toilet flush backward. (Not to mention that walking the streets wearing a t-shirt that read, "Eat Me - I'm a Kiwi!" would have already gotten my ass kicked.) So, no. I will but worship her from afar. 5. Who would never get away with being you?
elcazavampiros - First of all, I'd be three hours late for work because he'd insist on straightening "his" hair because that's how he likes me to wear it, and he would be unable to figure out just the right product/hair dryer/curling iron combination. Then he'd eat a box of Cheese Nips, a bag of Doritos, 2 Wild Cherry Pepsis and two Bavarian cream donuts for lunch, forgetting that I'm *not* 6'2" and don't have his perennial 13-year-old metabolism. Then he'd sit down in front of the computer, stretch out his fingers, saying, "Show her who the cool writer is," and proceed to post a story that read, Spike and Xander did it. They did it a lot. It was hot. They kissed and had all the sex because they are both attractive guys so it looked hot I guess if you're into that kind of thing. THE END. And, you know, that'd just be silly...
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Date: 2005-04-04 09:23 pm (UTC)From:*raises hand*
I did that Saturday afternoon; same show, but with Cheez-its, because Cheese Nips are inferior. Also bowls are for pansies, eat that shit out the box, yo. And I notice how you kept the theme going with the Tawny Kitaen shout out.
I repeat, this is just an excuse to use my icon.
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Date: 2005-04-04 09:32 pm (UTC)From:Heh. The Tawny Kitaen thing was actually subliminal.
Oh!!! Go look at my anniversary post at the last comment. It's Caza's. Look at the icon. It's from my 10th anniversary party.
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Date: 2005-04-05 12:03 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-04-04 10:02 pm (UTC)From:The cheese nip crumbs come out of the keyboard. I swear.
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Date: 2005-04-04 11:51 pm (UTC)From:Crumbs are blowable. Check.
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Date: 2005-04-05 02:07 am (UTC)From:So
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Date: 2005-04-05 06:36 am (UTC)From:Oh yeah...I don't so much have a garen...it's more of a Really Dead Window Box, but I bet she could turn it into a fairy wonderland...I don't even know where to start with making it less ugly. Of course, she'd fix it and then I'd get back and BAM, dead again. I'm like blight on legs for house plants.
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Date: 2005-04-05 11:03 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-04-05 01:58 pm (UTC)From:I'm the same way for plants. I want Stoney to write down directions and leave them pasted to my cabinets. *nods*
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Date: 2005-04-05 03:52 pm (UTC)From:*g* I LOVE Gob! I got Arrested Development for my B-day, and watched the entire season in 3 days... *g* I kinda want his scooter thingy...but I think it'd make me look like a mook.
I'm the same way for plants. I want Stoney to write down directions and leave them pasted to my cabinets. *nods*
That is a good plan...because even my cut flowers have a shortened life-expectancy, and all you're supposed to do is stick them in water... "should last 7 days"...wanna bet?
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Date: 2005-04-06 10:20 pm (UTC)From:It's like you guys are MORONS or something.
*wink*
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Date: 2005-04-06 10:44 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-04-05 01:57 pm (UTC)From:Yes, Eddie's still built like a 19 year-old. It's not fair.
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Date: 2005-04-05 06:31 am (UTC)From:Your so funny and lovely. Here, have a danish.
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Date: 2005-04-05 01:59 pm (UTC)From: