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Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] vampirefever, I was forced to confront one of my fears button-eyes and plushy faced this morning: fear of stuffed animals.

Then I began to wonder if there was an actual phobia assigned to my fear (well, it's primarily of stuffed animals dressed up like people - your garden variety teddy bear won't make me soil myself or anything, but you show me a Paddington Bear in that little yellow slicker and we're talking heebie jeebies...)

I checked out the list of phobias and found out that there isn't a fancy Greek term for my fear - so I made one up: agriplushiphobia.

There are, however, three different phobias dealing with fear of an erect penis:

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.

Bwaaaa???

And this one's just funny:

Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.

Happy St. Patrick's Day - now, stop pinching me, Stoney! Or do it harder.

Date: 2005-03-17 03:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
But... otters are the clown prince of dthe animal kingdom!! They are my favorites.

I am going to work in "medorthophobia" into three conversations today.

Date: 2005-03-17 03:11 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
I like that Medorthophobia would be a lovely middle name. Are you really that happy with 'Anne'? Seriously? Hee. I feel like a tool. No, worse than that. A mook.

That icon...I don't understand it...and I'm singing the "Baywatch" theme...but I'm still amused...

Date: 2005-03-17 03:14 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Um, the SNL sketch: The Falconer?

And why the holy hell does the world need a picture of him holding a FALCON?? It's the conch shells on his jacket (and the lack of chest hair) that make me giggle.

DOnald, you are the falcon, and I will be....

THE FALCONER. *screeee!*

Date: 2005-03-17 03:33 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Now that one I get. I heart Amy Poehler. I heart her so hard. I need a Tina Fey / Amy Poehler icon...just wishing out loud...

Date: 2005-03-17 05:58 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] paynbow.livejournal.com
THE HOFF! THE HOFF AS A FALCONER!!! How did I miss that one? I have the fuzzy bear slippers at Christmas, the moterbike, the flowers in water...damn!

I can't believe that those pictures are in all seriousness...*snarffle*

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