crazydiamondsue | It's spam. It's a meme. I'm not tagging. Yeah, I see you scrollin'.

Why is it that the people most likely to do these never get tagged? *cries* I have nothing but time, people!
ETA: From

dancetomato:
But you were tagged by Stoney. Hahahaha! Pwned by my own drama.

First: If you've been tagged (or know someone who has), you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

1. Make a list of 5 things you can see:
Baby, French's mustard bottle, order form, Vitamin C, catnip mouse

2. Would you ever get plastic surgery?
On my boobs, yes -- they just have to look good in clothes. (Smaller, dammit, smaller!) On my face? Never.

3. Is there anything in your fridge right now that you would never eat/drink?
There's a jar of pickled green beans that sounded good while I was pregnant. Never touched them, sure they're expired, not throwing them away because the jar cost $6.

4. What do you wish was your occupation?
Writer, purse carrier for Stoney, daytime drama writer, Kate Winslet's towel girl, Jared Padalecki's pie maker

5. Do you nap a lot?
In my dreams

6. What was your first celebrity crush?
Either Leonard Nimoy (as Spock) or Bob Denver (as Gilligan.) Don't judge.

7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Pretending I don't really care about SPN and then calling

adis723 and obsessing over Jared's alleged anything.

8. What are you listening to right now?
Jonah blowing raspberries. Pffffffft.

9. What was the last text message you recieved?
"Call me back, ho-bag."

10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
LJ, gmail, Salon, Facebook, The Onion

11. What was the last thing you bought?
Jonah's Easter pictures, a buttload of babyproofing stuff including a gate I can barely step over and an Easter "casual" outfit for Jonah for when the sweater vest gets too itchy. Oh, and my nails.

12. Cutest thing you have seen today?
Jonah's Green Eggs and Ham bib.

13. Does the weather affect your mood?
Considering we've had an ice storm, a tornado warning and 70 degree weather this week alone, I'm gonna go with yes.

14. What is your zodiac sign?
Taurus. I'm the mom car of star signs.

15. Name a song that makes you think about a ship/character that you like.
My favorite will always be "I Want You" by The Beatles for Spike & Buffy.

16. Weird dream
Last night Caza and I were stapling together chicken sandwiches.

17. Do you have any siblings?
One. He's normal. (Also single, cute and employed. Call me.)

18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Booga-booga-boo. Well, it makes Jonah stop crying, should work for you. (I rhymed.)

19. What are your plans for next weekend?
It's my anniversario. I'm going out to dinner, to the new fancy movie theater with the bar in the balcony (sweet!) I have a sitter. I might even shave my legs.

20. Say something to the person who tagged you:
ETA: ~~Oh, just rub it in.~~ Make that: "You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!"