It's spam. It's a meme. I'm not tagging. Yeah, I see you scrollin'.

[crazydiamondsue]

Why is it that the people most likely to do these never get tagged? *cries* I have nothing but time, people!
ETA: From dancetomato:
But you were tagged by Stoney. Hahahaha! Pwned by my own drama.

First: If you've been tagged (or know someone who has), you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.


1. Make a list of 5 things you can see:
Baby, French's mustard bottle, order form, Vitamin C, catnip mouse

2. Would you ever get plastic surgery?
On my boobs, yes -- they just have to look good in clothes. (Smaller, dammit, smaller!) On my face? Never.

3. Is there anything in your fridge right now that you would never eat/drink?
There's a jar of pickled green beans that sounded good while I was pregnant. Never touched them, sure they're expired, not throwing them away because the jar cost $6.

4. What do you wish was your occupation?
Writer, purse carrier for Stoney, daytime drama writer, Kate Winslet's towel girl, Jared Padalecki's pie maker

5. Do you nap a lot?
In my dreams

6. What was your first celebrity crush?
Either Leonard Nimoy (as Spock) or Bob Denver (as Gilligan.) Don't judge.

7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Pretending I don't really care about SPN and then calling adis723 and obsessing over Jared's alleged anything.

8. What are you listening to right now?
Jonah blowing raspberries. Pffffffft.

9. What was the last text message you recieved?
"Call me back, ho-bag."

10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
LJ, gmail, Salon, Facebook, The Onion

11. What was the last thing you bought?
Jonah's Easter pictures, a buttload of babyproofing stuff including a gate I can barely step over and an Easter "casual" outfit for Jonah for when the sweater vest gets too itchy. Oh, and my nails.

12. Cutest thing you have seen today?
Jonah's Green Eggs and Ham bib.

13. Does the weather affect your mood?
Considering we've had an ice storm, a tornado warning and 70 degree weather this week alone, I'm gonna go with yes.

14. What is your zodiac sign?
Taurus. I'm the mom car of star signs.

15. Name a song that makes you think about a ship/character that you like.
My favorite will always be "I Want You" by The Beatles for Spike & Buffy.

16. Weird dream
Last night Caza and I were stapling together chicken sandwiches.

17. Do you have any siblings?
One. He's normal. (Also single, cute and employed. Call me.)

18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Booga-booga-boo. Well, it makes Jonah stop crying, should work for you. (I rhymed.)

19. What are your plans for next weekend?
It's my anniversario. I'm going out to dinner, to the new fancy movie theater with the bar in the balcony (sweet!) I have a sitter. I might even shave my legs.

20. Say something to the person who tagged you:
ETA: Oh, just rub it in. Make that: "You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!"

Comments

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Spock was definitely a big crush of mine. Was he my first one? Maybe simultaneous with Keith Partridge. Oh how embarrassing.

I think you should keep the pickled green beans forever as a memento of your pregnancy. Hee!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Oh, Keith Partridge! I didn't get to watch The Partridge family until I was in my 20s, but I loved him and his puka shells!

I will keep the green beans forever -- until they look like a science experiment!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

"Call me back, ho-bag."

Ahahahaha! That's the sign of true friendship.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It's true. And when I called her back? I said "Hey, whore." It's how we roll.

[essene.livejournal.com]

I like you. You're funny.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm here all weekend! Tip your waitresses!

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

SPOCK. You are awesome. I mean, yet another reason.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I loved Spock sooooooooo much. The episode where the pollen makes him drunk and he's singing to the chick? Guhhh. Who was yours?

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

But you were tagged by Stoney. *staples my love to you*
*gives you Sulu because I've got no Spock*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! That makes it even better! Laura loves me.

[lynnenne]

I had a crush on Spock, too.

17. Send photos!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Spock was hot. Sometimes? I secretly want Eddie to have Spock hair.

Also, my brother, August 2008 in Colorado:

[lynnenne]

He reminds me of the Chief from Battlestar Galactica.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I can see that. He's more fair, though, and Jonah has his eyes.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

17. Do you have any siblings?
One. He's normal. (Also single, cute and employed. Call me.)

And also already betrothed to ME. Quit pimpin' him out!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I keep forgetting that! The two of you, sitting on your wraparound porch, bragging about how you haven't seen "Star Wars" and "ET" respectively, yelling at your Chilean houseboy to speak English. Ahahahaha! So wrong.

Move here. We have good acting schools! Okay. We have the John Casablancas School of Modeling.

[lettered.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha bean jar.

Have you seen the ep of Extras with Kate Winslet in it? Gold.

You know you just said your kid's bib was cuter than your kid? If he was just a lil older you'd totally be losing mom points.

Tell your brother I'm in Seattle ;o)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I have not seen that! I have not seen the ep with Daniel Radcliffe in the scout uniform, either. I wonder if I can dl???

You know you just said your kid's bib was cuter than your kid? But I see the kid all the time!! The bib is new! Plus it was this bib:


I'm trying to get Scott (that's the bro) to go with us to Seattle and all points NW next summer. I'll let you know. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm so ronereeee! (I don't get the crossed out bit, though. A first for us!)

Honey, there ain't no green bean on the face of this earth worth 6 bucks. Have you tried giving them to Jonah? Giving babies pickled things is hilarious - save that one for a really bad day when you could use the laugh.

Shave your legs above the knees! it's like you're 24 when you do that!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

(I don't get the crossed out bit, though. A first for us!) That was my butthurt humor when I thought no one had tagged me. The meme was rubbing it in! When DT pointed out that YOU had tagged me, I changed it to a you appropriate statement.

I will save them to give Jonah. Yes! Pictures to come! I'm going to try to make watermelon pickles this summer. Your thoughts on canning?

I have to shave above the knee. *cries* German hair texture + Cherokee hair color = man hairy Sue. We're going to see "I Love You, Man." Paul Rudd will be in my dreams tonight!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm never picked for these things, either. I just get the weirdos that want me to go to rehab or hear all about their sex with their brother, or something. HEY - DO NOT WANT.

Canning! I'm for it. I'm going to do loads this year, but I've not done it in forever.

Oooh, I should go see that, too. The Mr. and I have a date night tomorrow.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I would eat the hell out of those beannnnnnnnns! LOL

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I know you would, girl! You go get you a mess of greens in a poke, and I'll send you some of these here beans to eat with 'em!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

No!

No greens! No collards, no turnips! No!

*backs away slowly*

;)