crazydiamondsue | Halloween Movie Quote Madness!!

Yay! Halloween!!

Identify the movies from the following quotes from some of my favorite horror, slasher and eerie films of the past 40+ years. Some are classic films, some are slasher fun and some are must-sees simply because they starred a "Buffy" or "Supernatural" cast member. Some are obvious and some are obscure.

Anyway, I hear the expression 'eats like a bird' - it-it's really a fals-fals-fals-falsity. Because birds really eat a tremendous lot. But -I-I don't really know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things. You know - taxidermy.

Pyscho -

nicole_anell

Character One: He's a professional crepe-hanger.
Character Two: He's not a professional crepe-hanger.
Character One: Then he's one of the top-ranking amateurs.

Rosemary's Baby -

stoney321

Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says he's the devil himself. Now, if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd say it's the same thing as saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte.

The Exorcist -

stoney321

Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no...muscle.

Rocky Horror Picture Show -

trepkos

And God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin. Say it, the raven was called sin!

Carrie -

cara_leigh9

Wrong? What could be wrong with our child, Robert? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?

The Omen -

darkhavens

Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Halloween -

darkhavens

Character One: I just wish that...all those people hadn't died here. I mean...ugh! A guy kills his whole family. Doesn't that bother you?
Character Two: Well, sure, but...houses don't have memories.

The Amityville Horror -

snglesrvngfrend

He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.

No sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.

The Shining -

stoney321

Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!

Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?

Some people believe that when you die there is a wonderful light. As bright as the sun but it doesn't hurt to look into it. All the answers to all the questions you want to know are inside that light. And when you walk to it... you become a part of it forever. Now, some people die, but they don't know they're gone.

Poltergeist -

stoney321

And He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say, "I will send outlanders amongst you. A man, and a woman. And these outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy, but the man will sorely test you, for he has great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man!"

Children of the Corn -

snglesrvngfrend

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Ghostbusters -

wesleysgirl

And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Gremlins -

wesleysgirl

Oh, God. I look 20 years old!

My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

The Lost Boys -

molly_may

Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.

Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.

My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once.

Army of Darkness -

wesleysgirl

You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her.

The Craft -

nicole_anell

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

The Devil's Advocate -

nicole_anell

I know all about accidents, and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead!

I Know What You Did Last Summer

adis723

It's the millennium, motives are incidental.

Scream -

nicole_anell

I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.

The Blair Witch Project -

wesleysgirl

Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we laugh and we cry. Sun goes down, and then we all die.

The Ring -

adis723

Oh, great valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.

28 Days Later -

nicole_anell

How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? "Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?

Interview with the Vampire -

snglesrvngfrend

Kid, listen to it in high-fidelity, stereophonic sound: surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank.

Psycho Beach Party -

kelleah

My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.

As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.

Character One: You just made love to me because The Pathway told you to?
Character Two: No, [Name Redacted], I fucked you because The Pathway told me to.

Devour -

adis723

A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

House of Wax -

adis723

I'm the fairy fucking godfather that's gonna save your fairy fucking tails.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer -

tkp

And from my favorite scary movie of all time:

Your anagrams are showing, Doctor.

The Silence of the Lambs -

snglesrvngfrend