crazydiamondsue | Halloween Movie Quote Madness!!

Yay! Halloween!!

Identify the movies from the following quotes from some of my favorite horror, slasher and eerie films of the past 40+ years. Some are classic films, some are slasher fun and some are must-sees simply because they starred a "Buffy" or "Supernatural" cast member. Some are obvious and some are obscure.

Anyway, I hear the expression 'eats like a bird' - it-it's really a fals-fals-fals-falsity. Because birds really eat a tremendous lot. But -I-I don't really know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things. You know - taxidermy.

Pyscho -

nicole_anell

Character One: He's a professional crepe-hanger.
Character Two: He's not a professional crepe-hanger.
Character One: Then he's one of the top-ranking amateurs.

Rosemary's Baby -

stoney321

Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says he's the devil himself. Now, if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd say it's the same thing as saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte.

The Exorcist -

stoney321

Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no...muscle.

Rocky Horror Picture Show -

trepkos

And God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin. Say it, the raven was called sin!

Carrie -

cara_leigh9

Wrong? What could be wrong with our child, Robert? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?

The Omen -

darkhavens

Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Halloween -

darkhavens

Character One: I just wish that...all those people hadn't died here. I mean...ugh! A guy kills his whole family. Doesn't that bother you?
Character Two: Well, sure, but...houses don't have memories.

The Amityville Horror -

snglesrvngfrend

He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.

No sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.

The Shining -

stoney321

Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!

Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?

Some people believe that when you die there is a wonderful light. As bright as the sun but it doesn't hurt to look into it. All the answers to all the questions you want to know are inside that light. And when you walk to it... you become a part of it forever. Now, some people die, but they don't know they're gone.

Poltergeist -

stoney321

And He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say, "I will send outlanders amongst you. A man, and a woman. And these outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy, but the man will sorely test you, for he has great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man!"

Children of the Corn -

snglesrvngfrend

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Ghostbusters -

wesleysgirl

And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Gremlins -

wesleysgirl

Oh, God. I look 20 years old!

My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

The Lost Boys -

molly_may

Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.

Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.

My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once.

Army of Darkness -

wesleysgirl

You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her.

The Craft -

nicole_anell

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

The Devil's Advocate -

nicole_anell

I know all about accidents, and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead!

I Know What You Did Last Summer

adis723

It's the millennium, motives are incidental.

Scream -

nicole_anell

I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.

The Blair Witch Project -

wesleysgirl

Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we laugh and we cry. Sun goes down, and then we all die.

The Ring -

adis723

Oh, great valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.

28 Days Later -

nicole_anell

How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? "Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?

Interview with the Vampire -

snglesrvngfrend

Kid, listen to it in high-fidelity, stereophonic sound: surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank.

Psycho Beach Party -

kelleah

My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.

As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.

Character One: You just made love to me because The Pathway told you to?
Character Two: No, [Name Redacted], I fucked you because The Pathway told me to.

Devour -

adis723

A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

House of Wax -

adis723

I'm the fairy fucking godfather that's gonna save your fairy fucking tails.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer -

tkp

And from my favorite scary movie of all time:

Your anagrams are showing, Doctor.

The Silence of the Lambs -

snglesrvngfrend

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• Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Ghostbusters?

• And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Gremlins.

• My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once.

Army of Darkness!

• I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.

Blair Witch Project.

Edited Date: 2008-10-24 06:45 pm (UTC)

Is it sad that I'm most impressed that you got Blair Witch? *g* Go you on all of them!

Hee! I really, really love Blair Witch. I love the concept behind making the movie, and I think it's genuinely scary. And I'm not much affected by motion sickness, so the wacky running camera segments didn't trouble me. Also, I really liked the ending. We saw it early on, before it exploded into insane popularity -- we saw it in a tiny theater that maybe sat 150 people, and I'll tell you, when it ended and the credits came on, there were a couple of women quietly sobbing in the audience, and NO ONE got up and left until the credits were completely over. Lots of people in the theater were still under the impression that it was "really" the story being told by the footage. It was AWESOME.

First one is "Psycho"!

dogs and cats living together etc.
"Ghostbusters"

You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her.
"The Craft"

He's an absentee landlord! etc.
"The Devil's Advocate"

It's the millennium, motives are incidental.
"Scream"?

Oh, great valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.
I think this is "28 Days Later"?

Oh, great valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.
I think this is "28 Days Later"?

I totally think you're right! I knew it was familiar but couldn't for the life of me remember where from. It's when they're in the country, near the horses, isn't it?

I think so. Honestly I just remember there being a callback to it later when Selena gives valium to... the pre-teen girl whose name I can't remember.

Yes to the first! It was hard finding a line from that wasn't OMG obvious. Even taxidermy was a little dicey...

Hahahaha! I'm ashamed of both of us that we know "The Craft"

I'm very impressed with 28 Days Later. I just remembered cracking up at that line.

I'm ashamed of both of us that we know "The Craft"
Hey, in my defense, I was 12 or 13 when that movie came out. I dressed all Goth for Halloween. *g*

I think I was...25? Ish? But my BFF was the manager of a movie theatre, so I saw it for free. That is no excuse for watching multiple times later on cable, though. I think Fairuza Balk's cool, okay? *g*

I suck at this game, partially because I have a terrible memory for detail and partially because I'm not a big horror movie buff, but I do know a few of these!

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Ghostbusters!

My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

The Lost Boys. Oh, how I loved that movie.

My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once.

Army of Darkness, aka the only Evil Dead movie I've seen.

Bill Murray makes me happy.

"Lost Boys"!! Ah, the beauty of a young Jason Patric...

I've actually seen a couple of the Evil Dead movies, but only because my brother made me...although I did enjoy Army of Darkness.

Apparently your other friends have seen the only movies I have.

--but...houses don't have memories I'm guessing here, but Amityville Horror?

--And He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say Children of the Corn

--I know all about accidents, and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead! Sean of the Dead?

--How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? "Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become? One of the worst book-to-movie translations EVER, Interview with a Vampire

--Your favorite, of course, Your anagrams are showing, Doctor, is Silence of the Lambs. "Louis Friend? Iron Sulfide. Also known as fool's gold."

Very, very impressive, especially the continuation of the Silence of the Lambs quote! I could sit and quote that entire movie. LOVE.

I'm not a big Anne Rice fan, so I didn't really care for the book *or* the movie, storyline wise, but I think the film is beautiful. Had the screenplay been better and Tom Cruise not been attached and Brad Pitt and Antonio Banderas been directed to their eye-teeth? Then I would have loved it.

One of them's that god awful Crow movie with DB, and one of them's that god awful haunted house movie with SMG. Right right right?

Valium's 28 Days Later, and "How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful..." yada yada is Interview With A Vampire. And of course the first one is Norman.

Hi hi hi!

I'm embarrassed for you, knowing the Crow. I'll give you that one, and you're *close* on the SMG film, but no cigar.

You got the other ones, too, but just a bit too late! Hi hi hi! I'd type more but it's SERIOUSLY hard to type with a baby strapped to your chest. That baby! Always...wanting me! Heh. :)

Um. I didn't know which one was Wicked Prayer. I just knew it should be in there somewhere!

HEE. Baby! So happy. I hope you have one of those cool sling things.

1. stuffing things: That would be Psycho!
3. demon/devil himself: ExORCIST, one of the only movies to totally fucking creep me out, esp. Regan climbing upside down on the wall like a spider. GAH!
6. Rosemary's Baby, right? *happy with icon*
11. YAY! "I corrrrrrrrected them!" The Shining!
16. HE WANTS YOU, TOO, MALACHI! He wants. You. Too. "Children of the Corn!"

(I'll quit for a minute. :D)

I was going to include "...wait, are they Lutherans?" but I couldn't remember the whole quote and I could watched the trailer because I was doing this at work. Aahahaha!

I'm ecstatic that you got "Rosemary's Baby." I love that line so much. Remember when even horror films had witty repartee?

I almost used HE WANTS YOU TOO MALACHI!! I should have named Jonah Malachi. I mean, talk about a creepy ass Bible name...

HAHAHAHA. "Well, they died when I rammed that stake through their heart, and that other one didn't flinch when I pulled his arm off, so clearly... they're Lutherans." :D

Malachi - NOT a good name now because yes: creepiest name from the bible, excepting Lazarus. You just don't want to name your son Lazarus, because no one would go to his funeral. They'd be hanging out at his favorite bar waiting for him to buy a round.

If you see guy who played Bone at your next event, tell him the delivery on that line was priceless.

Hee on Lazarus. You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard, "Oh, Jonah...like the whale, right?" O_o

Okay, so much fun.

Some people believe that when you die there is a wonderful light. POLTERGEIST!
mass hysteria! an oft-quoted Ghostbuster's line in my house
And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit.> Oooh, I loved this, plus? Corey Feldman. GREMLINS!
Speaking of, that would be Lost Boys for "my own brother, a shit-sucking vampire"
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My name is Ash and I am a slave ARMY OF DARKNESS! Man, I want to put all of these on tonight.

Let me give you a little inside information about God Witches of Eastwick, I believe?

Obv. the last one and I are intimate. Silence of the Lambs. Side note: Beth's birthday was this past weekend and I made her a red velvet cake in the shape of a lamb with "Quid Pro Quo, Beth" written in red icing. :D

Hee -- I do that "cats and dogs..mass hysteria" line whenever I'm in a mad fit of hyberbole. That or "If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!" bit from The Breakfast Club.

You were close on "Inside information..." - Devil's Advocate A much better movie upon subsequent viewings, I've discovered. Not great (Keanu, much?) but not suck-tastic either.

I love Halloween! I love scary movies! I love that you love scary movies!! Ahh! I wish we could have a marathon tonight. Well, we will in spirit. We're going to Jonah's first Halloween Carnival (and it's a *real* Halloween Carnival...none of that "Fall Festival" shit) I'm like omg so excited. Then I think we'll walk home and put on BtVS's "Halloween" and then maybe "Carrie."

Hahaha! I love Beth's cake. Caza made Kathy an X-Files cake once. It had an icing X and then read: "The truth is out there...you're 30." Heh. Clever.

I always sa "Shut this down... shut these all down" whenever I tell the kids to turn off whatever. And I stand like a bored tool all pissy and limp fingered.

Did I tell you The Boy is going as one of The Gentlemen? I'm super excited and hope it turns out okay...

Hahahahahaha- that cake he made is hilarious. :D

Did I tell you The Boy is going as one of The Gentlemen? I'm super excited and hope it turns out okay... Eeeeeeeeeeee! Awesome!

And God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin. Say it, the raven was called sin!

Carrie?

My 17-year-old daughter has never seen this and I need to right that wrong.

Yes! I love that movie. It's my 2nd fave. You totally need to show it to your daughter. Man, Piper Laurie kicks *ass* in that film. Still the best translation to film of Stephen King if you ask me.

PL was scary as hell and really perfect for the part.

Not that this has anything to do with this, but my youngest daughter's name is Piper : )

Kid, listen to it in high-fidelity, stereophonic sound: surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank.

Psycho Beach Party?

I have the DVD, and I got Nicky to sign it at a convention in Nashville. I've also met the guy who played Provolone. :-) Thought I'd mention that because his kiss with Yo-Yo was pretty hot.

Yay! I watched that for the very first time this past New Years. My friend Andrea brought it with her. I thought it was a stupid slasher movie, I had no idea it was campy awesomeness! It's going to be my NY tradition from now on! Hee. Provolone.

# Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no...muscle.

Rocky Horror Show!

I'm so glad someone got that! All of the quotes from it as familiar as the back of my hand. I was all, "How come no one's guessed that???"

I couldn't believe it either!

Character One: You just made love to me because The Pathway told you to?
Character Two: No, [Name Redacted], I fucked you because The Pathway told me to.

DEVOUR FOR THE WIN. Jensen!chairsex. *fistbite*

A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

My movie baby! Oh, House of Wax remake, how much do I love you? SO MUCH.

I know all about accidents, and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead!

I Know What You Did Last Summer! How has no one gotten that yet??

Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we laugh and we cry. Sun goes down, and then we all die.

I think that's The Ring. Right?

p.s.

I'm very upset that I missed out on guessing the Devil's Advocate quote, because I LOVE LOVE LOVE that monologue.

Edited Date: 2008-10-24 10:34 pm (UTC)

Me too!

And I totally forgot the Buffy movie and Idle Hands. :(

Chairsex!!! And he looks so vulnerable there. *pets*

HoW makes me happy, but it's hardly the Steel Magnolias of quote movies...

How did IWYDLS *just* now get guessed?? When I was reading the quotes to Eddie, he totally got that one and said, "I love that movie." Heh.

Yes to the "Ring"! Again, a hard one to quote.

Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no...muscle.

RHPS! ♥

Wrong? What could be wrong with our child, Robert? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?

The Omen. First and best. :D

Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Halloween. Again, the first and the best. I can hear Donald Pleasance saying it in my head as I type.

A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

House of Wax, the Jared version. The 'OMG please make it stop before my eyeballs melt!' version.

So many wonderful movies!

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

I was expecting you to get the "Queen is a man" quote. Hmm. Maybe no one saw that film but me?

Yes! Omen!!! I thought that one was obvious. I should have used "All for you, Damien!" maybe? And Halloween! The best ever. And yes to HoW, but adis beat you to that one.

I had to google the "Queen is a man" quote and then... I felt shame. I own that movie! I luff that movie! But I fail at recognising quotes from that movie. *woe*

I watched The Omen just a week or so ago, and then I fancied me some Sam Neill so I watched #3 and lusted for a couple of hours. :D

HoW has made it into my collection of 'Movies to watch when you hate the world and need to cheer on the psychopaths'. Because the only person in that movie who needed killing more than Paris was CMM - and he survived! (Every time I watch, I hope that this is the time he gets slaughtered. *g*)

Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no...muscle.

Rocky Horror Picture Show!

I will not know any of the others because I can't watch anything this scary without hideous nightmares. I couldn't even watch Jurassic Park - I fled.

Ack! I should have reloaded the page... I see a couple of people beat me to it. Oope.

Seriously, though, I'm amazed I managed to watch Buffy. Don't laugh.

I can watch most scary movies. But, it turns out, nothing where babies or children are in danger. :( But you got Rocky right! :)

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