Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All?

[crazydiamondsue]

Official un-grinching post! I've done quite a bit of online shopping these past few days, and I thought that those of you doing your own holiday shopping might appreciate some of the funtabulous gift ideas I've stumbled across! (Not dial-up friendly.)


I totally might buy some of these...

Plush Stake $8.99 (You know...for all those hard to reach places. And no splinters! No word on if it heats or freezes well...)


Monkey Pens $3.99


Nick and Nora pajamas OUT OF STOCK - I got entrenous88 the gnome set - this is the cocktail design (they're out of stock at Target, but you can find them at amazon.com.)


crazy cat lady action figure $9.95


Buffy, Angel & Spike bobblehead dolls $59.99 (These are much cheaper in the UK, so start kissing up to your Brit flist now. I find bobbleheads terribly amusing, so it kind of cancels out the creep factor. Hey - at least they have arms!)


'My Weiner Does Tricks' hoodie $24.95 (Totally something that's only funny to me. I'd buy it for Caza if I ever thought he'd wear it...)


Buffy playing cards £2.99


oversize lawn bowling $23.96 (I thought this was funny, because entrenous88 and I had just been discussing English lawn bowling.)


Krispy Kreme stock $88.00 (The perfect gift for the Xander in us all! "Respect the cruller - and tame the donut!")


*EDIBLE* Gummi shot glasses $13.00 (I...I think, barring a dream date with Nick Brendon, this might be the best gift, ever...)


Seven Deadly Sins chocolates $35.00 (Lust, Sloth, Envy...with chocolate!!!)


Ice Cream of-the-month club 3 month/4 pint package $155.00


Mooning Gnome $14.98 (Again, probably something that's only funny to me - and possibly Entre Nous. Although I'm saving the pic to manip for my Spike/Xander as gnomes fic.)


80s candy basket $23.99 (I actually *did* buy this - one for each of Caza's sisters.)


Buy land on Mars $29.95 (No shit.)


And just in time for your holiday movie watching...

Gay Rodeo watch $9.97 (current E-bay bid)


Of course, none of these gifts can ever possibly replace the most important gift of all - no, not love! You can have love 375 days a year! I'm talking vampire smut with Spike/Angel or Xander/Spike or Buffy/Angel doing inappropriate things with stockings and candy canes! Where's the holiday smut??? Where??

Comments

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

He did have a good birthday! I still have to reply to those lovely messages you and other people left as comments on that Happy Birthday entry, though I want to do that tonight when he can be nearby and contribute some of his thanks to the responses. :)

So you're writing Caza instead of Eddie? Or are you writing Caza instead of Christmas? OMG, Happy Cazamas!!!!!!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Heee - Cazamas! I almost made a "comes more than one day a year" joke, but then backed off. Did not back off from mentioning, though.

Yep. I have written, "Caza and I..." more than once. My aunties are going to be going, "Who in the tarnation is Caza? Sounds foreign..."

Yay for TFMN replies!!!