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[crazydiamondsue]

How dirty!bad!wrong on a scale from say, "Burn in hell" to "bopped by kitten" would you call ordering "Mary, Mother of Jesus" from Netflix (even though you own it on VHS) just because you want to get screencaps of Christian Bale as Jesus because you have actors-as-Jesus kink? Jesus!kink - how many wrongs can there be in that??? Ahem. Shutting up, writing fic and no longer sharing that which should not be shared.

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[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

SNORF. Are you kidding? On my flist, that's hardly even noticeable. Maybe like using the wrong fork for your salad :)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Kinky flist, eh? I also love Henry Ian Cusick in the "Gospel of John"; Jeremy Sisto in "Jesus"; Ted Neeley in "Jesus Christ Superstar"; Jeffrey Hunter in "King of Kings"...non-sexy Jesus? Willem Dafoe in "Last Temptation" and James Caviezel in "The Passion." I've thought way too much about this, obviously.

I heart your quirky flist.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

So, um... what part of that is dirty!wrong!bad? I'm just sayin'...

My love for that icon will never die.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

That will be a forever icon. I don't know what I love most about it - the shot of Spike, the flip acknowledgement of blasphemy in what was a deeply moving scene, or the phrase, "shit-can."

So how wrong is it that I'm compiling a group of Hollywood Jesus pics to make a Jesus!kink icon? Did you know there's a site called www.hollywoodjesus.com?

Whatcha doin'?

[anelith.livejournal.com]

The bad!wrong part is probably that you're wasting a Netflix order on something you already own, when you could probably find a screencap somewhere on the Net. Isn't everything on the Net, somewhere somehow? I always count on the infinite bounty of the Net.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

This is the only shot I could find:
But you can't really tell he's Jesus there. I googled for hours!!! He's probably my favorite Hollywood Jesus. Well, except for "Jesus Christ Superstar," who sings. :) And yes, it irked me to waste a Netflix delivery, since I own the movie. *pout*
Did you see that Camisha is coming to see me in a couple of weeks? (Well, she's coming to Oklahoma, seeing me is a side trip.) This will be my fangirl summer!!!

[suki-blue.livejournal.com]

Huh. Jesus!Kink, eh?

Is it the sandals? ;o)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It's the hair.

I had a REALLY hard time in my religion and humanities courses when people would complain about the artistic renderings of Jesus being soley portrayed as Anglo Saxon "Hippie" Jesus. Because I thought he was hot!!! Everyone else was wanting a more Jewish Jesus (which is fine with me, Jewish guys are hot - just keep the long hair!) or an African American Jesus because of...okay, that one never made sense. I think historically we agree that he was Jewish. But a black Jesus with Lenny Kravitz hair was fine. I can't help it! You give me someone who looks like James Taylor circa 1970, throw in some sandals, a white robe and a benevolent expression and I'm good to go.

Which, considering that I was raised in fundamentalist churches which regularly performed full costume Passion Plays, it made for some awkward Easter services. *cough* *Heads for that special place in hell...*

[savoytruffle.livejournal.com]

see icon.

yes, yes, take half of monday off so we can get drunk indecently early in the day!

i hate beer, but i like stuff like cider and mike's and various and assorted girly drinks, of course. will you be embarassed to drink with me?

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I took the WHOLE day off, so we're good to go. Speaking of Bwahaha - I just googled Cock of the Walk to see what sort of drink specials they have (I'm sure they have a full bar, they have a grill...) anyway, all Google gave me was yellow pages ads with directions, and strangely, this:

WORLD SEX GUIDE DOCUMENT - OKLAHOMA CITY
In Oklahoma City the oriental rate is consistent, considering they are all ...So, what you gonna do now that you're cock is rock hard and leaking pre-cum? ...

I have no idea what that means, but it's frickin' hilarious. Especially the "oriental rate."

So...point? We're good to go on the 27th. Woo-hoo!!! I'm going to fangirl your ass off.

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

Well, and I'm going to be logical here, Jesus is the perfect guy. Tollerant, intelligent, most likely hot (he does physical labour), eternally 30, a great singer (according to Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber), and has that semi-brooding depth you can't get from Joe Rugby. Forget about that whole Messia angle for a moment (his least attractive trait...*gasp* BLASPHEMER!...sorry, knee-jerk Anglican reaction *g*). In other words, if he's being played by Christian Bale, salivate away!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It's the hair. Christian Bale had the best Jesus hair, although Jeremy Sisto wasn't bad. Jeremy Sisto was kind of a wild eyed, fucked up Jesus though.

Another example of not hot Jesus? Caza and I went to see the "JC Superstar" tour when it came through OKC and Jesus was 5'4" with a hand mic he kept secreted in his robes, pulling it out for his big numbers. Judas was a bald black guy with a Britney Spears head mic. Yikes!!!

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Oddly, though, you didn't find me attractive when I played Jesus in that thing. Was it the bruises and the blood that made me not so attractive or was it the 3-year old on your lap, crying "Why they hurt Eddie?" "Stop hurting Eddie."

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I *didn't* find you attractive. It was creepy. And you didn't have good Jesus hair. Your Jesus hair looked like a skinned muppet. And you were bloody. Ick. Yeah, 3 year olds and whipping Christ? Not a good combo. Now, get a better wig and a decent robe and then we'll talk.

The passion for the Christ...

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Wow. You *really* love Jesus! :D

Re: The passion for the Christ...

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Just the actors who play him. When they're dressed like him. But not him. The actual diety. 'Cause he's incorporeal and stuff. But a crying in Gethsemane Christian Bale in a spotless white robe is something to see...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Perv.

OMG, post those caps when you get them done. Hee!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how much I love that icon? There have been very few Hollywood representations of the Messiah I didn't have dirty-wrong thought about. That's probably the blackest mark against Mel Gibson in my book: he took an attractive actor and all the props (crown of thorns, robe, weight-of-the-world) and still couldn't give a hot Jesus.

Screen craps coming your way soon...

[tabaqui]

Dude.
Jesus-kink?
So right there.
I mean - him and Judas were SO getting it on.

In fact...i wrote a short original thing that was like a prelude to a Jesus/Judas...thing. I'll send it to you if you like.
Heh.
*bounce*

*i mean - he's all HURT. and VULNERABLE. Or Judas is, begging Jesus to tell him that he does NOT have to betray him and Jesus all - it must be...goodbye-sex in Gethsemene!!!*

*ahem*

*going away now*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Wow...I had no idea this was so prevalent! I used to feel so guilty for thinking Christian Bale was sexy with his water turning to wine in his snow white robes... You know I'd read anything of yours - shoot it to me!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sharvie_/]

I'll tell you whatever you want to hear! Just tell me...."Why! Why you never came home?" How's that sound? Work? Not work? Did you come up with anything else? *Sharvie continues to pace neurotically* Is there any other way to pace? I ask you?
*Sharvie snort's*
*Sharvie paces*
Sharvie will stop talking about herself in the third person cause she's neurotic enough as it is and doesn't need another personality to deal with.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

*Sue pets*
*Sue betas*
*Sue loves*
*Sue sends story*

Sue gets freaked from hearing name over and over until it becomes word salad.

[ex-spikeswi.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you when it comes to JC Superstar. I thought I was the only perv! I only saw the movie one time and immediately I wanted a romance between him and Mary Magdelan (sp?) This of course was before the whole slash bug hit me.

Hey did you see that movie... um... I think Dracula 2000? Where Drac is Judas? Now that Judas would make the perfect Jesus/Judas slash story. I thought the way they did the movie was cheesy until that revelation at the end. Tying in the hate of silver, the sun, why blood, etc. Rent the movie, than write the story with the JC superstar jesus!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I have a JC Superstar love that knows no bounds. Say what you'd like about Andrew Lloyd Webber, "Herod's Song" kicks. And I was a Mary Magadalene/Jesus shipper from way back. "He's a man, he's just a man, and I've had so many men before, in very many ways - he's just one more..." Funnily enough, one of my house cleaning songs. I don't know if I'll do Jesus fic...but I will continue to squee over Hollywood Jeuss incarnations...

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

I think I've passed the stage where I get really creeped out by any one particular thing. So, with that having been said, I find nothing dirty or wrong with your dilemma...
/atheist. ;)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

And your support is muchly appreciated! /Christian conscientious dissenter