All that and a package of crisps

I'M CLOSING ON MY HOUSE TODAY!!!
elcazavampiros and I will be throwing our sofa cushions on the floor tonight and sleeping in in OUR NEW HOUSE! It may even involve cheap champagne and hot monkey love - you don't know! It won't, however, involve uberaeryn, who is blowing off New House Day in favor of drooling all over Keith Urban tonight. *jealousy poorly disguised as disdain*

And now, because Spam is gross: Like, six posts in one!

( Fanfic Writers Appreciation, er, Day )