DEBATE
RESOLVED: If
tkp and
crazydiamondsue were to hang out with their emo action figures and make them fight each other - who would win?
Granted,
tkp is currently in that "Reality Bites" toilet-tissue-cum-coffee-filter post-college drag, but
crazydiamondsue is but 10 years shy of a mid-life crisis grey area (*and* she's Gen X and therefore all over-achievey and navel-gazey.)
Commenter with best rational for winner gets:

RESOLVED: If
Granted,
Commenter with best rational for winner gets:

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Date: 2006-09-29 06:05 pm (UTC)From:"Welcome to Hell."
God I love that movie.
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:09 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 06:22 pm (UTC)From:Yeah. That's love.
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:25 pm (UTC)From:What are we quoting? *flails in youth and ignorance and I am NOT THAT YOUNG*
Also, you would win. Sorry, tkp, but Sue's got that mamma-don't-play that on her side :)
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:31 pm (UTC)From:This is UNFAIR. Now I have to go post about SUICIDE.
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:32 pm (UTC)From:Yeah! *see icon*
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:36 pm (UTC)From:God, I am so figuring out a way to come to you for thanskgiving. I just am. I have to.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:30 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 06:11 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 06:33 pm (UTC)From:*goes emo with love*
I can take her. Unless she says something witty...
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:25 pm (UTC)From:The emo-action figure idea needs to be carried over into other fandoms.
There needs to be emo-Buffy and emo-Wesley and emo-Angel and emo-Xander and emo-Lindsey and emo-Spike. (On the other hand, the emo-Snyder and emo-Darla and emo-Lilah figures never exactly take off. Who knows why?)
*goes off to the corner to start designing emo-Wolverine*
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:34 pm (UTC)From:Suddenly, the world is shiny and new...
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:36 pm (UTC)From:It's actually a pretty nice figure. *doesn't buy it* *no really*
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:36 pm (UTC)From:Sadly, I've...seen an emo A/S photo manip.
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:39 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 06:45 pm (UTC)From:Deadly emo!mascara fight in Oklahoma! Film at 11!
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:12 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 07:17 pm (UTC)From:Painted Super-long nails!
Dueling Mascara wands!
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Date: 2006-09-29 06:50 pm (UTC)From:The sludge does not affect me, thank you very much. I have two shiny shields:
Then I drop kick her with my Converse.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:10 pm (UTC)From:no! look out. Look Out! LOOK OUT! Yeah, Bette Midler has invaded my brain.)
Man, I'm random.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:13 pm (UTC)From:Your randomness of Bette Midler but makes me stalk you more...
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:29 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 07:53 pm (UTC)From:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHA
I am so emo, Texas is no longer the reason. Jimmy doesn't eat my world, and Weezer doesn't even want to destroy my sweater.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:29 pm (UTC)From:zomg you'll have it soon. SOrry!
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:33 pm (UTC)From:(Don't worry about it. I seem to recall someone who will remain nameless but looks a lot like me except thinner with straighter teeth hasn't done your beta either.)
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:39 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 07:12 pm (UTC)From:Pwns you!
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:20 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 06:58 pm (UTC)From:Hee!
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:11 pm (UTC)From:Hahahahaha! Oh, that's so very perfect...I've GOT to find an icon with makeup...
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:19 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 06:44 pm (UTC)From:Failing my complete pwn-ness, I have odds on. . . yeah no, I'm going to have to stick with me.
;)
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:12 pm (UTC)From:Sue, I suspect is a hair-puller, so I don't know about her.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:17 pm (UTC)From:But yeah, you could totally take Lee.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:30 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 07:14 pm (UTC)From:Not to mention your sexy face!
Plus the gales of laughter as you give your emo-action figure "Bama speak."
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:32 pm (UTC)From:I would be sitting in the corner crying about how the world is full of violence, and how no one loves me enough to do violence to me.
Then I would do violence to myself.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:26 pm (UTC)From:While your emo is writing a song about drowning herself, my emo is drowning herself. While your emo has bangs over one eye, my emo has bangs over both eyes. While your emo is applying heavy black eyeliner, my emo is shoving heavy black eyeliner in her eye.
Face it. I win because I lose. Now give me my Nietzche pin so I can stab myself to death with it.
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Date: 2006-09-29 07:32 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-29 07:55 pm (UTC)From:*MySpaces you*
*runs away from you to sit in a corner by myself and cry*
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Date: 2006-09-29 09:43 pm (UTC)From:I imagine that while Sue is spending an hour fixing her hair, you're shaving yours off.
While she's cutting out coupons, your cutting out your pain with a razor blade on your arm.
While she's adoring Marilyn Monroe, you're worshipping Marilyn Manson.
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Date: 2006-09-30 11:45 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-30 11:51 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-09-30 11:44 pm (UTC)From: