Oh Kitten, My Kitten!

[crazydiamondsue]

O Kitten my Kitten! our fandom waxes on,
Our 'ship has weathered every kerfuffle, the prize we sought is won,
O plot is dear, and canon voices I hear, but 'tis smut the people are exulting,
Though lips bemoan lack of "Hunt Brother" - your vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
For 'tis your prose like bleeding drops of red,
Wherein my deepest joy lies,
And never of seed, cold and dead.

O Kitten! my Kitten! rise up and write the cocksure words;
Rise up--for you the GUH is flung, for you the fangirls squee,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths; for you the threads a-collaspsing,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Kitten! dear porn goddess!
This *hug* for you be-asterisk'd!
It is dread homework that lures your quill,
And leave us not for SGA - this a Spander girl's catastroph'd!

My Kitten heeds my answer, her fingers nimble and refined;
My porn queen does not feel alarm, and tri-fandom'd will be enshrined.
Yes, our 'ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage ne'er be done;
From Basement Frottage to post-"Chosen" plottage she ha' mastered every one.
Exult O slashers, and squee O fic-sluts!
For I, with bubbling inobtrusion,
Walk in the words my Kitten writes,
Gleaming prose, and never of seed, cold and dead.

Happy Birthday ladycat777! First in my fandom heroes, first in my flist of flists, and first in making me squeal in shameless delight. (Your package was ordered pre-birthday, it will, however, arrive post-birthday, because amazon hates me.)

With apologies to Walt Whitman

Comments

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

jumping in because it must be said...


AWESOME!! What squee through yonder El Jay break? It is fandom and Ladycat, their One! (Okay, you are the superior poetry revamper.)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I done thought yew was in New York City? HI!!!! Can I call? *salivates* *realizes salivates is weird* *pants* Okay. They're all subversive...

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

THAT was fabulous! ladycat777 is a lucky girl!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Heee! It's mostly Whitman, but I'll take credit for having fun with 'ship. And working in GUH and squee. :) *winks*

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

I thought it looked familiar. I'm a big fan of Whitman!

Oh, and above, I meant ladycat777, but you probably already knew that! :)

[iadorespike]

I just want you to know how much I adored your ode to our sweet kitten. I couldn't have done this with Walt Whitman sitting beside me to help...LOL!! You're so clever and witty with words. *nodnodnod* I <3 that about you. *g*

*hugs you tight*

*wails selfishly over your coming daytime absence*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you - she must have had a great time last night - I haven't heard from her yet.

Somehow I don't think Walt would appreciate a rhyme so obvious as "Basement Frottage to post-"Chosen" plottage" but you know...*g*

Only one more day til no computer day activity! Reading my flist all by night was hard. No one was on - all the quips had been made. *lip quivers*

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

So, I actually read this yesterday. And then I had to go and cry because I've been in such an awful mood all day (er, it's slightly better today, yay!), for stupid reasons, and this just ...

I love you. I am so, so amazingly grateful that I know you, and am friends with you, and I could go all Sally Field on you, but that'd just be pathetic.

Love you so much.

And I got it on Tuesday! I've been watching the first half, which is all I can really take at the mo', but eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*loves and loves and loves*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Don't cry! Yin's made me cry, so I decided to go funny strange...as you know I am. Plus I had O Kitten My Kitten in my head all day. Sorry I couldn't give you mo' b-day love yesterday, but I was sooo BUSY. Somewhat better today.

Yay! I was afraid it would be late. And yeah, I understand not being able to take parts of it 'cause...yeah. I can usually handle Xander in "Life Serial" at least, because the hard hat and the eyelashes and *fangirls*

I hope you had a wonderful birthday, and I leave you with the simple, no Leaves of Grass truth - I do love you. For simple little things that ain't got nuthin' to do with smut exhultations. :) (Though I do give myself props for working in "bubbly inobstrusion.")

[brandil.livejournal.com]

You kill me. ded.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Heeee! When in doubt, pervert greatness I always say...