Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Halway through "Batman Begins," Caza slips off his sandal and gives me the biggest non-sequiter of the decade, "Feel my big toe. It's gross!" Yes, the man needs a pedicure. For your mental health *and* mine, I refused to feel his big toe. I mean, c'mon, I was eating Sour Neon Gummi Worms at the time...