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crazydiamondsue ([personal profile] crazydiamondsue) wrote2005-05-21 08:15 pm

Boy of Summer

Do you know how hard it is to keep your eye on the ball, widen your stance and keep your curls confined in your doo-rag while [livejournal.com profile] uberaeryn is yellin' "Yee-haw" and "Woo-hoo!" and "Evil Hand!"? Christian Kane does.



Doing charity stuff for Oklahoma Preferred Hospice is good, m'kay? And when you're Christian Kane playing celebrity softball with soap stars, that guy who dated Ashlee Simpson and that dude, what's his name, that was in Blue Lagoon, it's also an opportunity to make Uberaeryn and Crazydiamondsue stand out in the hot, hot sun and pretend they know something about softball.

We think he played shortstop. Or dog something. Whatever it is when you stand between first and second base and grope yourself a lot.

So [livejournal.com profile] elcazavampiros agreed to shuttle Uberaeryn and me to The Brick to see CK play ball. We loaded up our Angel S5 inserts, a sharpie and lipgloss and we were on our way. To be like, three of maybe 100 people there. Oklahoma advertising sucks ass. But yay for us!

Uberaeryn, of course, was the first to spot CK come off the field to take pics, and ran to get in line. Then he went to play again (we, uh, had to be there for the one celebrity who was actually playing the game - 2 runs and 3 outs - and that was just by the 5th inning!) So he comes over, gropes Aeryn, who groped back, the camera breaks under the weight of their combined pheromones and UST, and then he comes back, gropes Aeryn again, and the photographer's gone. So then he gets kinda diva and won't come back until he gets slammed in the head by something (a fly ball? Cris Judd's ego? We're not sure) so he's good and bloody and sweaty to take pics with us!

He signed Aeryn's Angel insert right on top of Spike's head. Which made them both giggle. (Pic below to prove.) Aeryn said, "That's okay, I'm not planning on meeting James any time soon," and he snarfled harder.

Then I sat like a deer in headlights, shoved my boobs (totally unintentionally) into his face and then the sharpie was out of ink and he couldn't sign my insert (insert, snerk, naughty) except for a vauge "C" that only I can see. So Uberaeryn groped him 3 times, had quite the chat, and I overcompensated with my boobs of doom. Pics follow:

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Uberaeryn and Christian Kane.

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The BOOBS of Crazydiamondsue featuring Christian Kane.

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Christian Kane *is* Spike!

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Christian at bat. That boy rocks.

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3rd time's a charm for Uberaeryn, as photo girl is gleeful for the thwarted fangirls.

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Yet more of the Uberaeryn/CK grope fest.

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Wow. How old is that headshot?

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Uberaeryn and Crazydiamondsue - BFF 4-Eva.

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Crazydiamondsue and Crazydiamond Caza.

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Gleeful (CK touched me!) Uberaeryn and Dork!Caza (who didn't want CK to touch him, and only went for snowcones and promised back rubs.)

We were totally gonna make up stories involving us (sans Caza), CK, and the white stretch Hummer outside the ballpark, but Caza's like right here, dude. (So more on that later.)

Oh, and an apology to [livejournal.com profile] stoney321, whose daughter's birthday party I interrupted to call and squee about CK groping himself at first base.

Don't you wish *YOU* were cool and lived in Oklahoma???

[identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Um... Caza's hot.


Sorry, the evil hand typed that.
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-05-22 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wow wow wow.
CK is TOTALLY not looking at your Boobs of Doom. You must have stunned him.

Or the flyball to the head did. Sheesh.
:)

*bounce*

Neat!
I DO wish i lived in....
No, wait.
Isn't tattooing still illegal there?

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I logged on just to see your boobs! CK pics! He's so SMALL! I'm going to scalp you and wear your hair. Eddie's such a trooper, you owe him an Emma sighting.

We, er, I, now return to my mixture of beta'ing and reading. The new crack is so bad, the Justin is not Justin, the Daphne's a Brian hatah and it's like the QaF!Repo with the 'do you love me? Yes, I love you. OMG, one of us has fucked up yet again, must atone!' Lather, rinse, repeat, watch as hair falls out at the roots.

Also, the author called Justin's ass 'powdered sugar buns'. And everyone's always rubbing themselves against Brian crouch.

psst... you really do look like 25 in those, 'specially the you and Caza one.

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Even Dork!Caza? Heh. Yeah, I'm kinda afraid to meet [livejournal.com profile] alice23kate after her enthusiastic reaction to the above icon. The cool thing? Caza doesn't know he's hot. He thinks I'm the pretty one and he's the smart one. I'm so both.

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
He did get his hand tangled in my hair and said in that gruff bad!Lindsey voice, "You got a lotta hair." Never washing out the CK sweat. Ok, I will. If it was NB or JM sweat, I'd cut that piece out and braid it and put it in a box. (And I so think Nicky should play next year - baseball, hello?)

Yeah, they're trying to legalize tattooing, but you could just be like Caza and drive to Texas, only 3 hours away. Caza's tattoo? "Sue" in Old English script. Awwww. :)

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Kathy kept yelling, "Get out here, you tiny Texan!" He is kinda wee. In hot, wee way. Stop sending crack!fic my way! You know I can't resist!!!

psst... you really do look like 25 in those, 'specially the you and Caza one. - Even coached, you're brilliant. I like, all kinds of love you and stuff. Sometime this summer, you must witness the shiny!Sue hair and hottie!Caza real life and in person. *nods* (Did you get your Vamp Love cd?)
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[identity profile] allegraconbrio.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, my third try at a comment. lol. Uberaeryn and you and Caza and CK - and omg - overload of beautiful people. CK groping himself and UA? just too much. What a great day in OK. :-) Loved the pics, thanks. :-)

[identity profile] julia-here.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Great pics, great story- and I am SO not sorry that it's rained most of the day and the temperature topped out about 62o here, for I am pretty sure I evolved from the salamander side of the family.

(y'all are entirely hot)

Julia, all you lizard folks are much more adapted to the heat

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not yet, when did you mail it?

He is kinda wee. In hot, wee way.
Yeah, he is. Not feelin' the hair though. Have you seen 'Taxi', not the classic, the one with Jimmy Fallon. CK's in it. There should be JF/CK fic. Whaaaat?
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-05-22 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Dude!
Not gonna cut and braid CK's sweat? You could sell it on ebay.

*ahem*

Ummmmm. NO. I don't actually LIKE Texas. And we got pulled over and searched in Oklahoma and the cop was all 'i found ten pounds of heroin last week in this guys spare tire' *lifts plastic garbage bag that is full of stuff* 'what's in here?'
'dirty laundry - you wanna look through it?'
'nah'
*thank god, that's where i hid the heroin!!*
*snerk*

We have him a shop shirt and he let us off with a warning.

You all should drive up here - Missouri - and have Cat tattoo you. And we could have dead cow for dinner under the giant Fiberglass steer.
:)

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
*thank god, that's where i hid the heroin!!*
*snerk*

Bwah! I didn't know you were in Missouri! And having seen some of Cat's artwork, I'm tempted. Massively. Dead cow!!! Hmmm...perhaps a stop during our summer trek to DC/Maryland/New York/Massachusettes? Ah, Caza, how I love thee - letting me plan the summer vacation around my flist...hee!

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're very wrong. 'Tis why I love you. The hair...well, we had binoculars trained on the dug-out and we didn't recognize him 'cause of the hair. And he was with some blonde haired nightmare who was all snuggled up to his wee self. Bah! So I snuggled between Eddie and Kathy and felt all superior and stuff. I miss you. Like whoa. I guess I could write something so you could beta it, huh?

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Beautiful people. *sniff* Loves you. Forgives you for getting Marilyn Manson stuck in my head. The whole CK thing aside, it was the coolest to just hang out with Uberaeryn and Caza like the old days when we were poor and had to amuse each other. Okay, we're still poor, but now we're busy. :)

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
62 degrees? *wants to be with you* Thank God [livejournal.com profile] uberaeryn had some toilet paper stuffed in her purse (like a good Baptist) so we could mop down while we were waiting for CK to stop playing ball and play with us! Seriously, there were only about 10 people there to see him (or at least squee into his face) and a bunch of teenage girls there to see Cris Judd, famous for banging JLo. What?? We were hot and whiny at the end. Then we drank beer and grilled weenies and all was well in the Heartland...
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[identity profile] allegraconbrio.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
ahem, MD person here. Just making note of that. :D
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-05-22 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wheeeeeee!!!
That would be spiffy!
Cat doesn't work on wednesdays and thursdays.
:)

*bounce*
Yes. Dead cow at the Sirloin Stockade!
Oh look, it's an Oklahoma Classic!

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I miss you. Like whoa. I guess I could write something so you could beta it, huh?

Hee! Likewise, I'm sure. BTW, I can't find the Email with your non-fandom-y fic, I don't remember deleting it, but it's not there. Send it again? *bats eyelashes*

Oooh, I forgot to tell you: I left my first review on BJfic.net the other day. And... it was negative concrit.

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Will re-send. Congrit, eh? Oh, I mailed the cds last weekend *worries* Someone posted that they got theirs...

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] caoilainn. MD. Check. I'm meeting [livejournal.com profile] tgray there, will let you know itinerary...
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[personal profile] lynnenne 2005-05-22 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Powdered sugar buns"? Did Brian try to snort the powder from his buns? Justin's buns are the new crack! Wait, the crack is between the buns... *reels*
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[personal profile] lynnenne 2005-05-22 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
You have a beautiful smile. I bet CK wanted to kiss you. Tell me he kissed you...

[identity profile] ex-dovil323.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Squee! OMG that's so cool and CK/Crazydiamondsue'sBoobies OTP!

He's so tiny! You should have belted him with a softball and then smuggled him out in your purse. And the fact that he signed on Spike's head just made me laugh.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_sharvie_/ 2005-05-22 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, you guys look so cut together in your little sunglasses.

[identity profile] sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Whooooooot!!!!!

What fun! omg! You lucky, lucky thang!

*twirls you*

[identity profile] anelith.livejournal.com 2005-05-22 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm laughing and giggling and pointing to the monitor and yelling to Ron, "Get over here and see this!" So we finally get to see a picture of [livejournal.com profile] uberaeryn! And Ron gets to see pics of you and Caza and he says, "Who is that guy again?" and I said, "LINDSEY!" Ron forgets such things sometimes, but he remembers him now.

Oh how I wish I could have been there with you, it sounds like so much fun even if it was sweltering. I know nothing about softball and care even less, but what's the difference? You all look so happy and pretty (yes, even Caza).

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