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[crazydiamondsue]

If you're mutually friended to stoney321, you may have see some "drama" going down in her journal. (Like that's anything new.) If you managed to scroll past her wanky, name dropping "limmrick" you'll see what I mean.

How do I feel about it? Despite attempting a few emails (not 14, but you know how the attention whores are, why tell the truth when their vision is so much more interesting.) What started it? WHAT DIDN'T??? You know, I totally respect people not getting my OTP. Sometimes *I* don't get my OTP. But when you constantly roll your eyes at someone elses and then go off with a bat shit OTP of your own and don't get the immediate acceptance you were looking for, what the fuck do you expect?

But you know, I don't care. I don't kerfuffle, I don't start shit and I try to be the Pollyanna of fucking LJ. And I will stay that way. If those of you who are enjoying your visit to Whore Island want to stay friended to her, I'm not asking anyone to take sides. Better start working out, though, your arms are gonna get tired from all the stroking. I don't need her shit. I've got a thumb, I've a got a middle finger. And she wants to call that "hick", she can by god have at it. I'd rather be on this side of the Red River, anyway, were it doesn't smell like turd covered in burnt hair.

And I apologize right now to karabair, adis723 and dovil who are going to get dragged into this pile of self-indulgent crap. But hey, I didn't make the crap. I'm just stepping over it.

Comments

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

April Fool? ;-)

*smooch*

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

Pickin' up what you're puttin' down. Got your back.

Poisson d'Avril Heee!

[bunnyohare.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be on this side of the Red River, anyway, were it doesn't smell like turd covered in burnt hair.

Well, OK then!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Huh? Explain, I was absent from LJ for a day and a half, I'm lost.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Is this April Fool's or not? I'm really confused, but I don't smell like shit down in here in Houston. I smell like rotten eggs and burned oil and gas from all the oil refineries and what not.

From the real elcazavampiros

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

crazydiamondsue!!!!!

Call stoney321 and work this out. I'm imploring you.

No more fighting!

[evilmaniclaugh.livejournal.com]

Sorry but that's so not you darling *smoooch* You're such a gorgeous person.

Good try.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

I am totally on your side. stoney321 is such a biotch.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

heee heee!

unfortunately, the way LJ works? all the confessing-the-joke emails came up before i saw the actual joke. You are too funny.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BITCH, YOU can't handle the truth!!!!

*cries*
*laughs because you unlocked this post*
*is sad because I wanted to delete my journal and then have you say it was a joke, and then me come back online and say it WASN'T a joke and see just how far we could take it.... GLOBAL THERMAL NUCLEAR WAR*

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