Hands off, ladies and gents, he's mine!
Nov. 3rd, 2007 02:24 pmOr: Why I love
elcazavampiros, Post 11-squillionty
Me: (From the bathroom) Sonofabitch!
Caza: (*Pops head in*) You Winchestered?
Me: I just cut the fuck out of the back of my leg. Venus DivineTM, my ass! (*Holds up hand dripping with blood*)
Caza: (*Hands flailing in manly fashion*) Ick! I don't know whether to make the "Wreh! Wreh!" Psycho sound effects or start chunking tampons at you! (Plug it Up! Plug it Up! -- Carrie on, my wayward son.)
and then...
Me: So you know what tin hats are, right?
Caza: (*pauses viewing of The Shaggy Dog*) Like, anti-mind control devices?
Me: (*nods*) Yeah, but I mean in that fandomly ironic way. You know, like if you think James Marsters is really a vampire, or that Jared and Jensen are really doing it? I think when
adis723 is here next week, we should make tin hats and watch SPN. Ooo! I'm gonna bedazzle mine - I have all that Halloween glitter and rhinestones left over. Ooo! Ooo! We could make yours a sombrero! No!!!! We could just mold the tinfoil over your matador hat and then pop it off matador-shaped! How awesome is that????
Caza: (*Very quietly, with long suffering look*) Sue, I love you. Now go find your quiet place.
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Me: (From the bathroom) Sonofabitch!
Caza: (*Pops head in*) You Winchestered?
Me: I just cut the fuck out of the back of my leg. Venus DivineTM, my ass! (*Holds up hand dripping with blood*)
Caza: (*Hands flailing in manly fashion*) Ick! I don't know whether to make the "Wreh! Wreh!" Psycho sound effects or start chunking tampons at you! (Plug it Up! Plug it Up! -- Carrie on, my wayward son.)
and then...
Me: So you know what tin hats are, right?
Caza: (*pauses viewing of The Shaggy Dog*) Like, anti-mind control devices?
Me: (*nods*) Yeah, but I mean in that fandomly ironic way. You know, like if you think James Marsters is really a vampire, or that Jared and Jensen are really doing it? I think when
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Caza: (*Very quietly, with long suffering look*) Sue, I love you. Now go find your quiet place.