“I'm afraid of nothing except being bored” - Greta Garbo

I'm so bored I'm contemplating the etymology of the phrase "bored shitless." How does boredom lead to constipation? So I'm stealing from ladycat777 and hoping that someone's around to provide distraction.

Ask me a question. Any question. It could be random or pointed. It could be silly or sober. Ask me something you've always wanted to know, or something that just occurred to you. So, call the dogs and piss on the fire and let's do this thing.