It's Possible I Need a Nap

Student: Are all of the professors gone for the summer?
Me: Yes, it's just me.
Student: (teasing) What'd you do wrong?
Me: Not finish my Bachelor's...

Stay in school, kids!

I want to be home with Caza right now, napping on the couch or pretending not to watch "General Hospital" or Googling half-naked pictures of Emma Caulfield, or whatever he's doing now. Stupid professors and their stupid summers off. *puts on grumpy pants and stomps around bitterly*