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Greetings from Hell on Earth! I'm not even going to address the stupidity (and possible Sonics-transfer butt-hurt at work here) of the writer, other than to say that I have been to West Memphis, AR at midnight and to a Port-a-Potty in Mexico City during July and I therefore know of hell on earth as far as the Western World goes and OKC is so very not it.
Hi! What up? The reasons for my lack 'o posting are three-fold: I currently have no fannish opinions (other than Dean funny, Sam pretty); work will be non-stop 'excitement' for the next month; and I am utterly uninteresting unless you want to hear rants on unnecessary hospital birth interventions, the intricacies of breastfeeding and the fact that my boobs are enormous (okay, that last one is moderately interesting.)
Other than the random Hapsburg Dynasty knowledge I was able to drop the other day at work (our conversations are...lively) every bit of my not-too-shabby IQ, massive amount of undergraduate hours and boundless curiosity and humor about this, our wondrous world, are completely dormant. I have no interest in anything other than paint chips and perfecting my chocolate chip cookie recipe. This is hardly surprising, considering my obsessive tendencies, but I'm afraid the next "shiny" to distract me is going to be potty training and that's just...depressing. Hah!
No! I forgot -- my next shiny is the (according to the extensive pregnancy/childbirth/parenting library I'm accumulating) phenomenal calorie burning power of breastfeeding and the fact that I anticipate being a size 2 by December and will be changing my LJ name to crazydiamond_MILF. Okay, not really. But it freaks my brother out when I tell him that. :)
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elcazavampiros was a stone cold fox in his regalia and suit at graduation Friday night (this was his first as the assoc. dean handing out diplomas) and, you know, academia turns me on. Speaking of stone cold fox, I think I have a future in Motherhood Maternity modeling.
Or at least advanced-maternal-age pregnancy fetish porn:
Please tell me something that doesn't involve the words lactation, effacement or, um, cervical mucus. (Unless it's Faith/Buffy cervical mucus. That, as always, is fine.)
Hi! What up? The reasons for my lack 'o posting are three-fold: I currently have no fannish opinions (other than Dean funny, Sam pretty); work will be non-stop 'excitement' for the next month; and I am utterly uninteresting unless you want to hear rants on unnecessary hospital birth interventions, the intricacies of breastfeeding and the fact that my boobs are enormous (okay, that last one is moderately interesting.)
Other than the random Hapsburg Dynasty knowledge I was able to drop the other day at work (our conversations are...lively) every bit of my not-too-shabby IQ, massive amount of undergraduate hours and boundless curiosity and humor about this, our wondrous world, are completely dormant. I have no interest in anything other than paint chips and perfecting my chocolate chip cookie recipe. This is hardly surprising, considering my obsessive tendencies, but I'm afraid the next "shiny" to distract me is going to be potty training and that's just...depressing. Hah!
No! I forgot -- my next shiny is the (according to the extensive pregnancy/childbirth/parenting library I'm accumulating) phenomenal calorie burning power of breastfeeding and the fact that I anticipate being a size 2 by December and will be changing my LJ name to crazydiamond_MILF. Okay, not really. But it freaks my brother out when I tell him that. :)
And in closing,
elcazavampiros was a stone cold fox in his regalia and suit at graduation Friday night (this was his first as the assoc. dean handing out diplomas) and, you know, academia turns me on. Speaking of stone cold fox, I think I have a future in Motherhood Maternity modeling. Or at least advanced-maternal-age pregnancy fetish porn:
Please tell me something that doesn't involve the words lactation, effacement or, um, cervical mucus. (Unless it's Faith/Buffy cervical mucus. That, as always, is fine.)
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:07 pm (UTC)From:You, um, weren't kidding, were you? (wasn't online before, got caught up in wank just now and didn't get to see before now)
Hi, bb! I want to hear all about everything :)
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:10 pm (UTC)From:Ooo wank! SGA? Political? Religious? Racial? Deets, woman, deets!
Hi Andrea ILU.
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:11 pm (UTC)From:Um. Is it physically possible for them to get bigger? o.O
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:13 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 05:18 pm (UTC)From:*admires your rack*
You know, breastfeeding does help you lose the weight. Four weeks after I had Emma I had lost all the pregnancy weight plus another twenty or so. (0f course, I was also not eating but the breastfeeding helped. LOL)
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:20 pm (UTC)From:ETA:
Date: 2008-05-05 05:22 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 05:27 pm (UTC)From:Wowza the boobification! And breastfeeding is really never more complicated than trying to get the fourth bottle since midnight and before dawn ready for a six week old, according to a woman I know who has done both (me, I breastfed both of mine).
Julia, a portapotty at the Gorge in August is about the sixth circle, especially when it's a Dead reunion show.
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:28 pm (UTC)From:er ... we booked our vacation to Nova Scotia finally? it's in my latest post.
The boobs ASTOUND me.
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:37 pm (UTC)From:have some pretty?
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:37 pm (UTC)From:As are you. *hearts* MILF indeed!
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:38 pm (UTC)From:Re: ETA:
Date: 2008-05-05 05:39 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 05:40 pm (UTC)From:You are so right about the breastfeeding. Not only will you lost weight, you'll be ravenous. I was, at least. People could not believe how much I ate.
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:41 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 05:43 pm (UTC)From:The Village without AC *is* a contender (Caza, Uberaeryn and I went to the theatre to see "What's Love Got to Do With It" twice in a row for that very reason.)
I'm excited about breastfeeding. And it would just be a crime to waste what's obviously a motherlode. Heh. Motherlode.
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:44 pm (UTC)From:I know. The boobs have their own pillow.
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:47 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 05:49 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 05:53 pm (UTC)From:I'm seriously hoping to be a size 6 again by December. We shall see...
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:53 pm (UTC)From:Send me perfected chocolate chip cookie recipe? I need to make a thank you package for a friend that sent me the most awesome blender I have ever met.
Also, it's entirely possible that I'm making another SPN fanmix. Judge me and I'll steal all your minimizers.
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Date: 2008-05-05 06:09 pm (UTC)From:I will email you the recipe in T-2 seconds. Can you email me your box.net password so that I can listen to your stuff? I'm tired of my music. I want your new SPN fanmix like, now. *clings to minimizers* Feel free to have a bra drive for me. A bra raisin'. OMG - a bra-zaar! I'm hilarious. Also? I need a boob icon. Think on that for me in your spare time. When are classes over?
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Date: 2008-05-05 06:24 pm (UTC)From:You? Are my favorite. It's true. I will scout for an adequate boob pic later.
I'm mostly done, all I have left is a final on Saturday (pre-calc, ugh) and then I'm a freebird til June 10th.
Password is en route to you, though there ain't much there anymore, I cleaned it up a few days ago.
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Date: 2008-05-05 06:36 pm (UTC)From:When she was near giving birth, my sister did not look happy at all!
She's happy now though.
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Date: 2008-05-05 06:39 pm (UTC)From:But you know I wanna see 'em in a bra that fits :D