Shine On You Crazy Diamond

I couldn't ask my Mom about pregnancy during mine, either, so I sympathize. Although mine was alive, she'd never been pregnant, since I was an adopted only child. It was pretty funny, though, when Maymerz was born. Mom and Dad were outside the nursery when they brought her in, and they got out the cameras and did a fine imitation of a couple of Japanese tourists - *snap* *snap* *snap*. They'd never *seen* a brand newborn before, and you'd think I invented the concept. I was far too tired to be amused at the time, but the memory aged well.