Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All?

[crazydiamondsue]

Official un-grinching post! I've done quite a bit of online shopping these past few days, and I thought that those of you doing your own holiday shopping might appreciate some of the funtabulous gift ideas I've stumbled across! (Not dial-up friendly.)


I totally might buy some of these...

Plush Stake $8.99 (You know...for all those hard to reach places. And no splinters! No word on if it heats or freezes well...)


Monkey Pens $3.99


Nick and Nora pajamas OUT OF STOCK - I got entrenous88 the gnome set - this is the cocktail design (they're out of stock at Target, but you can find them at amazon.com.)


crazy cat lady action figure $9.95


Buffy, Angel & Spike bobblehead dolls $59.99 (These are much cheaper in the UK, so start kissing up to your Brit flist now. I find bobbleheads terribly amusing, so it kind of cancels out the creep factor. Hey - at least they have arms!)


'My Weiner Does Tricks' hoodie $24.95 (Totally something that's only funny to me. I'd buy it for Caza if I ever thought he'd wear it...)


Buffy playing cards £2.99


oversize lawn bowling $23.96 (I thought this was funny, because entrenous88 and I had just been discussing English lawn bowling.)


Krispy Kreme stock $88.00 (The perfect gift for the Xander in us all! "Respect the cruller - and tame the donut!")


*EDIBLE* Gummi shot glasses $13.00 (I...I think, barring a dream date with Nick Brendon, this might be the best gift, ever...)


Seven Deadly Sins chocolates $35.00 (Lust, Sloth, Envy...with chocolate!!!)


Ice Cream of-the-month club 3 month/4 pint package $155.00


Mooning Gnome $14.98 (Again, probably something that's only funny to me - and possibly Entre Nous. Although I'm saving the pic to manip for my Spike/Xander as gnomes fic.)


80s candy basket $23.99 (I actually *did* buy this - one for each of Caza's sisters.)


Buy land on Mars $29.95 (No shit.)


And just in time for your holiday movie watching...

Gay Rodeo watch $9.97 (current E-bay bid)


Of course, none of these gifts can ever possibly replace the most important gift of all - no, not love! You can have love 375 days a year! I'm talking vampire smut with Spike/Angel or Xander/Spike or Buffy/Angel doing inappropriate things with stockings and candy canes! Where's the holiday smut??? Where??

Comments

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Hee hee Ho Ho These were funny! The mooning gnome was the best!

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, fun! Weiner dogs and mooning gnomes (yess, write the fic - lmao) and gay rodeo. WHeeee!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

rawk!

do you have a request? I was thinking of trying to finish the Harmony/school play thing for your christmas present. not so much with the smut, though it does have a Harmony/Faith storyline. . .

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

A PLUSH STAKE? OMG! *orders a few billion because SO COOL*

[ponders-life.livejournal.com]

A plush stake?! Hee!
I love the Nick & Nora PJs!

Here's one for you: Cthulhu Plush Slippers

[strchsr.livejournal.com]

i really needed that. thank you.

*

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Oh, I so want the gay rodeo watch! It would offend almost everyone I work with!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

You are an on-line shopper extraordinaire! How DO you find these things? Your google-fu is excellent.

But yeah, wasn't there a bunch of holiday-themed fic round about this time last year? I seem to recall so, anyway.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

HOLY GUMMI SHOT GLASSES, SUE!

That's the most excellent thing ever. They will surely - SURELY - turn up in fic I am writing.

[smashsc.livejournal.com]

You have seen the I Rub My Duckie (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00074W6CE/qid=1133921625/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl121/102-8797179-7046527?v=glance&s=hpc&n=507846) vibrating rubber duckie (yes that is the actual name). Overpriced at Amazon but Sharper image had them for $16 last time I was in there.

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

GUMMY SHOT GLASSES!!!!!!

*loves*

[virtualpersonal.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO, thank you so much for this very original way of spreading Christmas cheer! Plush stake and gummy shot glasses are my faves.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

This is such a great post -- I love the Monkey pencils, and jammies! Truth be told, I looked at that 80s candy basket and before reading the caption thought, oooh, look, flavored condoms! *facepalms* I mean, how 80s was that, though?

I'm totally saving up for that lawn bowling set, because the ball looks like it is bigger than my head, and that's just funny. I can't believe that land on Mars is so cheap. And someone...owns Mars? Whoa.

Also, I woke up this morning with 45 LJ comments in my inbox. Um. I think they fixed the comment delivery problem! Yay!

[brandil.livejournal.com]

I love you.

I think I'm going to buy the cards, reckon I could find them in a comic book store and not have to pay the shipping?

Is a dork

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

::wonders what the shot glasses taste like:: They're so....blue!