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[crazydiamondsue]

How dirty!bad!wrong on a scale from say, "Burn in hell" to "bopped by kitten" would you call ordering "Mary, Mother of Jesus" from Netflix (even though you own it on VHS) just because you want to get screencaps of Christian Bale as Jesus because you have actors-as-Jesus kink? Jesus!kink - how many wrongs can there be in that??? Ahem. Shutting up, writing fic and no longer sharing that which should not be shared.

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[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I *didn't* find you attractive. It was creepy. And you didn't have good Jesus hair. Your Jesus hair looked like a skinned muppet. And you were bloody. Ick. Yeah, 3 year olds and whipping Christ? Not a good combo. Now, get a better wig and a decent robe and then we'll talk.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

But I find you indescribably hot when not in the guise of our Lord and Savior. :)

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Will you still wash my feet with your hair?

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I fucking love you.

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Me too.

Seriously, feet...hair...wash?

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

As a foot-o-phobe, y'all just freaked me the fuck out. Seriously.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! I can talk about wanting to shag actors in the guise of Christ and you're, "Ho-hom, who has the cheese doodles," yet mention caressing feet in any way and you run screaming, cheese doodles a-flyin'. Hah!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Some kinks are just more acceptable and appetite inducing.

No mentioning the cheese doodle, just got back from Chinese buffet extravaganza and I'm fairly close to exploding.

Lets review:
Jesus!kink = acceptable
Mpreg = depends, mostly it's a no go
foot-stuff = Ewwwwwwww!!!! Blergh.

Hey did you know that when you actually say 'blergh' out loud people look at you funny? They do.

Freak.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Oh, that so reminds me! I came across these two QaF fics. The first one was Pretty Feet, Happy Feet and though I was leery I took a chance. So funny! Then the same author had a fic with something foot-y in the title but again, I chanced it.

Not. Good.

Justin. Brian's big toe. Need I say more?

Blergh.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Halway through "Batman Begins," Caza slips off his sandal and gives me the biggest non-sequiter of the decade, "Feel my big toe. It's gross!" Yes, the man needs a pedicure. For your mental health *and* mine, I refused to feel his big toe. I mean, c'mon, I was eating Sour Neon Gummi Worms at the time...