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[crazydiamondsue]

If you're mutually friended to stoney321, you may have see some "drama" going down in her journal. (Like that's anything new.) If you managed to scroll past her wanky, name dropping "limmrick" you'll see what I mean.

How do I feel about it? Despite attempting a few emails (not 14, but you know how the attention whores are, why tell the truth when their vision is so much more interesting.) What started it? WHAT DIDN'T??? You know, I totally respect people not getting my OTP. Sometimes *I* don't get my OTP. But when you constantly roll your eyes at someone elses and then go off with a bat shit OTP of your own and don't get the immediate acceptance you were looking for, what the fuck do you expect?

But you know, I don't care. I don't kerfuffle, I don't start shit and I try to be the Pollyanna of fucking LJ. And I will stay that way. If those of you who are enjoying your visit to Whore Island want to stay friended to her, I'm not asking anyone to take sides. Better start working out, though, your arms are gonna get tired from all the stroking. I don't need her shit. I've got a thumb, I've a got a middle finger. And she wants to call that "hick", she can by god have at it. I'd rather be on this side of the Red River, anyway, were it doesn't smell like turd covered in burnt hair.

And I apologize right now to karabair, adis723 and dovil who are going to get dragged into this pile of self-indulgent crap. But hey, I didn't make the crap. I'm just stepping over it.

Comments

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

April Fool? ;-)

*smooch*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've been more than an April fool - I've been a fool since, like, last August.

*smooch back*

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

Pickin' up what you're puttin' down. Got your back.

Poisson d'Avril Heee!

[bunnyohare.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be on this side of the Red River, anyway, were it doesn't smell like turd covered in burnt hair.

Well, OK then!

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Yes, good. Dude, this is more than an attention seeking psycho getting in a snit over me not dropping an "I'm not worthy" every time she types a word. We're talking about slamming Oklahoma. Christ.

Re: Poisson d'Avril Heee!

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Did you know she secretly hates bunnies? She doesn't tell anyone, but it's the truth! Not to mention her penchant for naugahyde pants...

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Huh? Explain, I was absent from LJ for a day and a half, I'm lost.

Re: Poisson d'Avril Heee!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

That was from me, by the way. Sorry, I didn't realize I was signed on as Caza so that I could do a lurk through Whore Island watch my back. :)

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Is this April Fool's or not? I'm really confused, but I don't smell like shit down in here in Houston. I smell like rotten eggs and burned oil and gas from all the oil refineries and what not.

From the real elcazavampiros

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

crazydiamondsue!!!!!

Call stoney321 and work this out. I'm imploring you.

No more fighting!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It's just more of the same thing. Except this time, she decided to escalate stuff (Stoney? Escalate? Sound familiar?) and make a big public post. Whiney and self-indulgent, whatever, my real friends know the truth. But, Vin, she's telling people that I *smell*. Again, I apologize and I hope that this won't put a strain on our friendship.

Jesus, I keep looking at that icon and she made of the 3 of us and tearing up. But you know, when you're a loving, all embracing Earth Sister like me, you have to expect this kind of stuff. I've always been a magnet for kicked puppies and naugahyde skanks. Email later.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It's as real as Stoney's naugahyde pants...

Re: From the real elcazavampiros

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

She started it. Wanky skank.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I refuse to take sides. I may just defriend you both, not in an 'I'll never speak to you guys again' kind of way, just to avoid the drama. Cuz this? Is DRAMA. I don't know, I feel so... divided.

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

Sue, when Stoney was here last time Caza kept going on and on about her boobs. I think she flashed him, seriously. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

Re: From the real elcazavampiros

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

Bah! Traitor!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

SONOFABITCH! I knew it!!!! All that simpering, "Oh, Caza's *so* cute!!!" and "I'd be worried about him teaching all those college girls." You know, I knew he looked uncomfortable around her the last time. FUCK! All right. We're going to Texas.

[evilmaniclaugh.livejournal.com]

Sorry but that's so not you darling *smoooch* You're such a gorgeous person.

Good try.

Re: From the real elcazavampiros

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

I'm no traitor.

I'm switzerland.

Not getting involved.

But if you want to start something with me....

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

But...I was all self-righteous and everything!!! Still, glad to know the heart-felt Pollyanna really does come through. *wink* {{hugs}}

Say it ain't so?!

[bunnyohare.livejournal.com]

SUE! Is this true? Do you really hate bunnies?

The naugahyde pants thing is skerrry.

Re: From the real elcazavampiros

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

Already have, you butt weasel!

*smirks*

Re: Say it ain't so?!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

No!!! That was supposed to be STONEY hated bunnies. I kept forgetting who I was signed on as ('cause I'm a spazz.) Dude, I would never say I hated Bunnies, even for April Fools. And naugahyde pants? Frightening...

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

She didn't flash her boobs.




No matter how much $$ I offered.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

I am totally on your side. stoney321 is such a biotch.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

And you heard about the naugahyde pants, right? Christ. She may think she has dovil, but I've got hamster power on my side...*evil chuckle*

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

heee heee!

unfortunately, the way LJ works? all the confessing-the-joke emails came up before i saw the actual joke. You are too funny.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BITCH, YOU can't handle the truth!!!!

*cries*
*laughs because you unlocked this post*
*is sad because I wanted to delete my journal and then have you say it was a joke, and then me come back online and say it WASN'T a joke and see just how far we could take it.... GLOBAL THERMAL NUCLEAR WAR*

Do you want to play a game?[/robot voice]

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I thought about that and was all...well, shit!!! You missed out. We were scaring people and hurting feelings though (not each other's we were emailing each other, "Ooo, good one!") so we knocked it off. And, evidentally, this idea is totally pasé.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Oh, the way we massacred "Anchor Man." I have to pee. Too much laughing. And, what??? This wasn't an original idea???? GODDAMNIT!!!

Re: Say it ain't so?!

[bunnyohare.livejournal.com]

::wipes sweat from brow::

Well, OK then.