Sometimes Bad Weather Follows Good People

[crazydiamondsue]

Greetings from Hell on Earth! I'm not even going to address the stupidity (and possible Sonics-transfer butt-hurt at work here) of the writer, other than to say that I have been to West Memphis, AR at midnight and to a Port-a-Potty in Mexico City during July and I therefore know of hell on earth as far as the Western World goes and OKC is so very not it.


Hi! What up? The reasons for my lack 'o posting are three-fold: I currently have no fannish opinions (other than Dean funny, Sam pretty); work will be non-stop 'excitement' for the next month; and I am utterly uninteresting unless you want to hear rants on unnecessary hospital birth interventions, the intricacies of breastfeeding and the fact that my boobs are enormous (okay, that last one is moderately interesting.)

Other than the random Hapsburg Dynasty knowledge I was able to drop the other day at work (our conversations are...lively) every bit of my not-too-shabby IQ, massive amount of undergraduate hours and boundless curiosity and humor about this, our wondrous world, are completely dormant. I have no interest in anything other than paint chips and perfecting my chocolate chip cookie recipe. This is hardly surprising, considering my obsessive tendencies, but I'm afraid the next "shiny" to distract me is going to be potty training and that's just...depressing. Hah!

No! I forgot -- my next shiny is the (according to the extensive pregnancy/childbirth/parenting library I'm accumulating) phenomenal calorie burning power of breastfeeding and the fact that I anticipate being a size 2 by December and will be changing my LJ name to crazydiamond_MILF. Okay, not really. But it freaks my brother out when I tell him that. :)

And in closing, elcazavampiros was a stone cold fox in his regalia and suit at graduation Friday night (this was his first as the assoc. dean handing out diplomas) and, you know, academia turns me on. Speaking of stone cold fox, I think I have a future in Motherhood Maternity modeling.

Or at least advanced-maternal-age pregnancy fetish porn:


Please tell me something that doesn't involve the words lactation, effacement or, um, cervical mucus. (Unless it's Faith/Buffy cervical mucus. That, as always, is fine.)

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

You, um, weren't kidding, were you? (wasn't online before, got caught up in wank just now and didn't get to see before now)

Hi, bb! I want to hear all about everything :)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

And just think, they'll just get bigger after the birth!

Ooo wank! SGA? Political? Religious? Racial? Deets, woman, deets!

Hi Andrea ILU.

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, HP has nominated itself for most EPIC FAIL fandom ever. My post has a link to the horibleness.

Um. Is it physically possible for them to get bigger? o.O

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

You're also looking at them literally, and I mean LITERALLY, hand-pressed into a size 36D minimizer bra from this summer. Yeah. You should see them in a bra that actually fits. Ye gods. *goes to your post*

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeee. This is twice as amusing to me, because I just bought a new bra that is a 38C. C. I have not been a C since I was fourteen years old. I checked.

But you know I wanna see 'em in a bra that fits :D

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I'm so jealous of you and Vin that it's not funny with *your* tiny waist and perky boobs and *her* gettin' skinny and always a foot taller than me. Waaah! And we're not even gonna talk about the whole being 10 years younger.

We have been checking out glider rockers and pricing them (you can get a great one for $200, but we've found some contenders for $99 to $120.) They are soooo comfy. I just melt into them and want to never, ever get up again.

What else...we got a breastfeeding pillow, a baby bather and a pair of maracas that count aloud in English and Spanish with our "fake" money at our parenting class. Remind me to email you the story about how friendship to Eddie is the Penis of Balance. It's a great story, but longish.

How was NY???

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

My ex used to joke that when I got pregnant he'd have to weld two crash helmets together to make a maternity bra to fit me. (Lift visor, attach baby)

{{{smishes you}}}

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Hah! I've always been terrified of the effect pregnancy would have on my boobs - they weren't petite to begin with, you know? *looks for crash helmets*