Sometimes Bad Weather Follows Good People

[crazydiamondsue]

Greetings from Hell on Earth! I'm not even going to address the stupidity (and possible Sonics-transfer butt-hurt at work here) of the writer, other than to say that I have been to West Memphis, AR at midnight and to a Port-a-Potty in Mexico City during July and I therefore know of hell on earth as far as the Western World goes and OKC is so very not it.


Hi! What up? The reasons for my lack 'o posting are three-fold: I currently have no fannish opinions (other than Dean funny, Sam pretty); work will be non-stop 'excitement' for the next month; and I am utterly uninteresting unless you want to hear rants on unnecessary hospital birth interventions, the intricacies of breastfeeding and the fact that my boobs are enormous (okay, that last one is moderately interesting.)

Other than the random Hapsburg Dynasty knowledge I was able to drop the other day at work (our conversations are...lively) every bit of my not-too-shabby IQ, massive amount of undergraduate hours and boundless curiosity and humor about this, our wondrous world, are completely dormant. I have no interest in anything other than paint chips and perfecting my chocolate chip cookie recipe. This is hardly surprising, considering my obsessive tendencies, but I'm afraid the next "shiny" to distract me is going to be potty training and that's just...depressing. Hah!

No! I forgot -- my next shiny is the (according to the extensive pregnancy/childbirth/parenting library I'm accumulating) phenomenal calorie burning power of breastfeeding and the fact that I anticipate being a size 2 by December and will be changing my LJ name to crazydiamond_MILF. Okay, not really. But it freaks my brother out when I tell him that. :)

And in closing, elcazavampiros was a stone cold fox in his regalia and suit at graduation Friday night (this was his first as the assoc. dean handing out diplomas) and, you know, academia turns me on. Speaking of stone cold fox, I think I have a future in Motherhood Maternity modeling.

Or at least advanced-maternal-age pregnancy fetish porn:


Please tell me something that doesn't involve the words lactation, effacement or, um, cervical mucus. (Unless it's Faith/Buffy cervical mucus. That, as always, is fine.)

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

You, um, weren't kidding, were you? (wasn't online before, got caught up in wank just now and didn't get to see before now)

Hi, bb! I want to hear all about everything :)

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I remember when I was pregnant that the only thing that interested me was the back of my eyelids and Charmed reruns. And radishes. OMG did I have radish cravings.

*admires your rack*

You know, breastfeeding does help you lose the weight. Four weeks after I had Emma I had lost all the pregnancy weight plus another twenty or so. (0f course, I was also not eating but the breastfeeding helped. LOL)

[byrne.livejournal.com]

Dude. That's a very impressive rack :D

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Hell on Earth? Mais non, although I have to admit that The Villiage without AC is as close as I want to get.

Wowza the boobification! And breastfeeding is really never more complicated than trying to get the fourth bottle since midnight and before dawn ready for a six week old, according to a woman I know who has done both (me, I breastfed both of mine).

Julia, a portapotty at the Gorge in August is about the sixth circle, especially when it's a Dead reunion show.

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

wishes I had something interesting to say.

er ... we booked our vacation to Nova Scotia finally? it's in my latest post.

The boobs ASTOUND me.

[laisserais]

hi! you got a baby inside you.

have some pretty?

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

I am now serenading you with Brick House complete with dance moves. It's stunning.

As are you. *hearts* MILF indeed!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Hi again Sue! That link made me go Whaaaa? Mogadishu, Pyongyang, Chernobyl, and... OKC??? Tell me it's just for shock effect and a good laugh, right? RIGHT?

You are so right about the breastfeeding. Not only will you lost weight, you'll be ravenous. I was, at least. People could not believe how much I ate.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Y'know, OKC? So not hell. I mean, really? OKC on level with CHERNOBYL?!? Seriously?

Send me perfected chocolate chip cookie recipe? I need to make a thank you package for a friend that sent me the most awesome blender I have ever met.

Also, it's entirely possible that I'm making another SPN fanmix. Judge me and I'll steal all your minimizers.

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

You look amazingly happy!
When she was near giving birth, my sister did not look happy at all!
She's happy now though.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

You look awesome!! And should be showing off more cleavage, missy. Missus.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

You look GORGEOUS!

*hugs gently*

[whtamarshmallow.livejournal.com]

You look great!

[angstpuppy.livejournal.com]

Dear god lookit the boobies! I went up a cup size with each pregnancy until I hit the family average of 36D. Then after Pupson I went on birth control and exceeded the family average and my bra budget...
But, aside from the bodacious tatas you got going there, I'm lookin' at the hair. That is some wonderful, gorgeous, FABULOUS hair!
Dean likes the boobs, Sam wants hair tips.
TRUFAX!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

I went to see 'Baby Mama,' for some reason, and a doctor actually uses the phrase 'advanced maternal age' -- or something else that I had seen on your blog. I laughed.

Also, the 'Iron Man' movie is awesome!

And Oklahoma City is very far from hell, esp. with you and Caza there.

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Sue, you are GLOWING. I mean, cliche, but true.

[tabaqui]

You know, a lot of European couples/parents start potty training at about two months and their kids are out of diapers by about a year. Wish i'd known about that!!

Nice rack, bay-bee.
:)

Um, Dean is funny but he is *also* pretty, and Sam is pretty but he is *also* funny. And - they're both *tall*. And the Impala is *shiny*.

*yeah, i got nuthin', i'm drowning in pollen, here*

[electricalgwen.livejournal.com]

Yow. Impressive! Breastfeeding took me up to a C.

Also, back to five pounds under my pre-pregnancy weight (which was not excessive) in a month. It really does rock. My husband was jealous: "I wish I had a way to dump fat directly out of my body!" *g*

Are you going to share the Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe with the world? *hopes*

[elucidate-this.livejournal.com]

WOW you weren't kidding about the boobs.

[globalfruitbat.livejournal.com]

DUDE. BOOBS -- awesome! You look totally fine, as in fiiiine, lady.

[lettered.livejournal.com]

I like how the light reflects off them.

You're looking awesome, hon-with-a-bun.

[ambergypsy42.livejournal.com]

You look great! You should take one of those side view shots to show off your pregnant bump!