Ooo! Streches! Yes! Send diagrams! I need something. I did NOT enjoy this weekened.

You are funny! Like, old school Sue journal funny.

Hahahahaha! It totally *is* cantaloupe! So, bananas are okay, but half a cantelope is dirty? Hee! Reminds me of the HBO Real Sex I saw once where an instructor was demonstrating cunnilingus using...mango slices, I think.

You win best story of the day.