I only set you on fire because you were eating lawyers and possibly trying to shag me so that I'd go all evil and stuff.
I finished chap 15 - but it turns out there's a whole nother chapter to write. How the hell did that happen? *checks notes* Oh, yeah, I'm a dumbass. Well, now that that has been cleared up...thank you for the ponies, since I know that they make you jumpy.
I've been scraping your brain for months, using your brilliance to pad my own ego. Surely you've noticed? Felt chafing, perhaps? Send on any inspiration that occurs. Off to sleep and hope that whatever magical potion JM uses will come to me as I slumber, and I'll wake up with 20-esque cheekbones and short...er.
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I finished chap 15 - but it turns out there's a whole nother chapter to write. How the hell did that happen? *checks notes* Oh, yeah, I'm a dumbass. Well, now that that has been cleared up...thank you for the ponies, since I know that they make you jumpy.
I've been scraping your brain for months, using your brilliance to pad my own ego. Surely you've noticed? Felt chafing, perhaps? Send on any inspiration that occurs. Off to sleep and hope that whatever magical potion JM uses will come to me as I slumber, and I'll wake up with 20-esque cheekbones and short...er.
*snogs you*