crazydiamondsue: (ATS Oklahoma State of Mind)
crazydiamondsue ([personal profile] crazydiamondsue) wrote2008-05-05 10:40 am

Sometimes Bad Weather Follows Good People

Greetings from Hell on Earth! I'm not even going to address the stupidity (and possible Sonics-transfer butt-hurt at work here) of the writer, other than to say that I have been to West Memphis, AR at midnight and to a Port-a-Potty in Mexico City during July and I therefore know of hell on earth as far as the Western World goes and OKC is so very not it.


Hi! What up? The reasons for my lack 'o posting are three-fold: I currently have no fannish opinions (other than Dean funny, Sam pretty); work will be non-stop 'excitement' for the next month; and I am utterly uninteresting unless you want to hear rants on unnecessary hospital birth interventions, the intricacies of breastfeeding and the fact that my boobs are enormous (okay, that last one is moderately interesting.)

Other than the random Hapsburg Dynasty knowledge I was able to drop the other day at work (our conversations are...lively) every bit of my not-too-shabby IQ, massive amount of undergraduate hours and boundless curiosity and humor about this, our wondrous world, are completely dormant. I have no interest in anything other than paint chips and perfecting my chocolate chip cookie recipe. This is hardly surprising, considering my obsessive tendencies, but I'm afraid the next "shiny" to distract me is going to be potty training and that's just...depressing. Hah!

No! I forgot -- my next shiny is the (according to the extensive pregnancy/childbirth/parenting library I'm accumulating) phenomenal calorie burning power of breastfeeding and the fact that I anticipate being a size 2 by December and will be changing my LJ name to crazydiamond_MILF. Okay, not really. But it freaks my brother out when I tell him that. :)

And in closing, [livejournal.com profile] elcazavampiros was a stone cold fox in his regalia and suit at graduation Friday night (this was his first as the assoc. dean handing out diplomas) and, you know, academia turns me on. Speaking of stone cold fox, I think I have a future in Motherhood Maternity modeling.

Or at least advanced-maternal-age pregnancy fetish porn:
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Please tell me something that doesn't involve the words lactation, effacement or, um, cervical mucus. (Unless it's Faith/Buffy cervical mucus. That, as always, is fine.)

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2008-05-05 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, OKC? So not hell. I mean, really? OKC on level with CHERNOBYL?!? Seriously?

Send me perfected chocolate chip cookie recipe? I need to make a thank you package for a friend that sent me the most awesome blender I have ever met.

Also, it's entirely possible that I'm making another SPN fanmix. Judge me and I'll steal all your minimizers.

[identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com 2008-05-05 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Inorite? I mean, parts of the panhandle, sure, but OKC? Pfft. It was SuperSonics wank, I'm sure. (Er, at least according to what I read on the internet.)

I will email you the recipe in T-2 seconds. Can you email me your box.net password so that I can listen to your stuff? I'm tired of my music. I want your new SPN fanmix like, now. *clings to minimizers* Feel free to have a bra drive for me. A bra raisin'. OMG - a bra-zaar! I'm hilarious. Also? I need a boob icon. Think on that for me in your spare time. When are classes over?

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2008-05-05 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG - a bra-zaar!

You? Are my favorite. It's true. I will scout for an adequate boob pic later.

I'm mostly done, all I have left is a final on Saturday (pre-calc, ugh) and then I'm a freebird til June 10th.

Password is en route to you, though there ain't much there anymore, I cleaned it up a few days ago.