I find the juxtaposition of young, innocent, turn of the century Canadians and simulated prison rape quite soothing.

I've finally found that perfect slogan for my t-shirt.

Ohhh, as a kidlet? Anne of Green Gables, Famous Five, Hardy Boys, Judy Blume, Trixie Beldon, ohhh, ohhh the series where the oldest brother raises his orphaned siblings and they run away from the authorities and one of the girls slides down the hill on her fanny. I remember that because I winced a lot and crossed my legs and wondered how you could actually manage to do that. Words mean different things sometimes, hahaha! I don't know what else, I was huffing a lot of glue back then and it really cut into my reading time.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

I just spent five hours sounding that out aloud.