I am having CLASSIC pregnancy symptoms, to whit: 1. Feet swollen 2. Frequent unexplained nausea alternating with desperate hunger 3. Weeping, weeping and more weeping. I *sobbed* for 20 minutes Monday night. Cause? Ned Flanders saying to Rod and Todd, "When meet Jesus in heaven, remember to call Him Mr. Christ." 3a. Bemused and helpless Essene holding me and saying, "But I don't understand, why is that making you cry?" 4. Bizarre, vivid dreams, although mine are anxiety-filled fests rather than orgasm central.
However, I can't be pregnant because, 1. None of my dreams have involved angels with lilies; and 2. Essene, thank all that is holy, is unable to impregnate me.
Conclusion: I am having your sympathy pregnancy.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
*gives you a piece of Essene's homemade carrot cake and cuddles around you and and your baby, awaiting apologetic foot rubs*
p.s. Love you so much and prays for you liek woah.
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1. Feet swollen
2. Frequent unexplained nausea alternating with desperate hunger
3. Weeping, weeping and more weeping. I *sobbed* for 20 minutes Monday night. Cause? Ned Flanders saying to Rod and Todd, "When meet Jesus in heaven, remember to call Him Mr. Christ."
3a. Bemused and helpless Essene holding me and saying, "But I don't understand, why is that making you cry?"
4. Bizarre, vivid dreams, although mine are anxiety-filled fests rather than orgasm central.
However, I can't be pregnant because,
1. None of my dreams have involved angels with lilies; and
2. Essene, thank all that is holy, is unable to impregnate me.
Conclusion:
I am having your sympathy pregnancy.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
*gives you a piece of Essene's homemade carrot cake and cuddles around you and and your baby, awaiting apologetic foot rubs*
p.s. Love you so much and prays for you liek woah.