I don't know what has crawled up my brother's ass, but this is just...wrong. He's loved kids the whole time I've known him, and I realize I'm not showing yet and the baby is figurative at this point, but jeez, a hug would have been nice.

Maybe that it's his sister, now, not friends? That there's a much greater tie than 'kids I like but am not really connected with because if their parents move, that's pretty much the end of it'? I dunno, just guessing, but dickish though his behavior was, it read almost furtive and disturbed more than Hello I'm An Asshole.

I fell down the stairs yesterday. I win at so much life right now.

Also, I totally volunteer for brother-slapping duties. I'm really good at it.