crazydiamondsue: (man pants [secondverse])
Had to show off the "man pants" icon [livejournal.com profile] yin_again made for me. I love the expressions on their faces. You know the word "man pants" was just dropped.



Sunday, Bloody Sunday

I debated about sharing this, because sometimes intonation is so hard to get across online (which can cause sarcastic to come off as bitchy or joking to come off as "No, when I typed "licks you" I really meant "licks you." Come here, you sexy she-beast.)

I got a couple of emails last night about Rodeo (god bless that WKA site). One was just "Great! Off to read more" which, of course, yay. The other was, "Great! Loved it! What else have you written? You know, there's a rumor on my list that you're a BNF who's writing under a different name to get more feedback. LOL." Okay - that? Is a dumb plan. I'm much more likely to read a story by a name I recognize than some chick named after a Pink Floyd song. I shared this with [livejournal.com profile] stoney321, my first defense against 'serious fandom thoughts,' and she spewed her bottled Starbucks vanilla frappucino. "Yes! That's it!" she typed gleefully, "you're [livejournal.com profile] secondverse! You're...(cut for other popular fic writers I don't know well enough to name drop.)" Well, it would explain why I extol the greatness that is "Long Time Gone" at every opportunity (and getting this icon made this theory too precious not to share - plus Yin could use a laugh today and I owe her for said icon.) That said - no, I'm just Sue. Thanks for the implied compliment, but er, no. But still - giggle.

In other sabbath tales, I usually work on SMCD on Sunday (yes, I know that's too cute for words) but trust me, had I done so yesterday, Xander would have killed Spike with a clothespin after feeling like Spike had implied that Xander looked fat in his new jeans. I did the handwriting survey I gakked from [livejournal.com profile] adis723 and it was so dead-on it was frightening. But it said I was dejected, which really made me feel, well, dejected. The only thing it didn't list about my personality was that I use humor as a defense mechanism (called "Bing-ism" in the psych field.)

So in order to get my mind off of things, I tried to watch "Monster," which I'd just gotten from Netflix. Yeah - that's a mood elevator. Halfway through I decided to turn it off before I lost what little perkiness remained and watch "The Sound of Music" instead. Hot Christopher Plummer, spinning Julie Andrews, singing nuns - what's gonna be wrong with that? Except I got really pissed off at Nazis all over again.

So I went to Wal-Mart with Caza because we were down to cookie dough, a can of tuna and some caramel sauce (and I had plans for the caramel sauce, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.) While I was staring at the bananas, wondering if I should just buy a green one, a chartreuse one and a canary one to make sure that the ripeness factor worked, a random guy shuffled over and told me that I had "nice legs." While I do have nice legs (I'm built like an umbrella), I had seen him just squeezing tomatoes with his wife a few bins over. I was about to return the compliment ("I love that you've paired those OU sweatpants with white socks and black sandals - very fashion forward!") his wife came to collect him and glared at me. Hey, not my fault that it was warm enough yesterday to wear my almost new corduroy miniskirt (I saw [livejournal.com profile] kyrieane's post that it's snowing in Wyoming - eek!)

And finally....(still reading? you must love me) I'm leaving Thursday to go meet [livejournal.com profile] stoney321. It's not my first time :::waggles brows::: [livejournal.com profile] karabair was my 'first' as well as being me old LJ sire. That should be a weekend of man pants, Wee!Spike, and margaritas (plus some cork soaking in honor of [livejournal.com profile] adis723.)

All right, I've rambled enough. Congrats to [livejournal.com profile] tabaqui, [livejournal.com profile] becca17555, [livejournal.com profile] spikendru and [livejournal.com profile] paynbow for their new fic noms.

Okay - really this time - someone posted an anonymous lovely little ficlet in my comments on the last post. I want more, you who were not named!!!

Date: 2004-10-18 09:33 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] likeadeuce.livejournal.com
have fun w/ Stoney -- I so jealous!

Date: 2004-10-18 09:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
How much do I love that icon?

And I can guaran-damn-tee you some drunken dial-y Carrie callin' from down Texas way.

Date: 2004-10-18 11:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Girl, you're next. Get yer sweet writing buns down here and I'll put you up in style, too.

There WILL be drunk Carrie calling: so hang out by that phone!!!

Date: 2004-10-18 09:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] savoytruffle.livejournal.com
This post cracked me up. I would have been ROTFL if I weren't still lying in bed. (Hey, it's my fall break, I'm supposed to be lazy!) You're just so clever. I, for one, am grateful for the Bing-ism, even if it means you're really screwed up, at least I get some laughs out of it.

BNF?

Date: 2004-10-18 09:56 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
My fall break is Thurs/Fri and I'm off to Dallas! (Okay, it's 3 hours away, but still.) I'm glad you enjoyed the post. I felt like sharing, and I got a little silly. BNF - Big Name Fan - writers who've been around the fandom a while and are widely read. Which is why it makes that theory flattering/downright silly at the same time. My fandom so crazy!

Date: 2004-10-18 10:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] savoytruffle.livejournal.com
heehee! if i ever become a BNF, maybe i'll try that -- go back to my humble beginnings, try to build a new following just to prove i've still got it, garner all that extra feedback...

WTF? as far as i can tell, BNFs get the feedback of like 30 non-BNFs combined, no matter what they write. do people actually do that?

and actually, if you were doing that, wouldn't it be kind of dumb to give all the personal info that you do on your website? unless, of course, the picture and everything are all false, just part of the alias. ooh, you're devious...

check me out. i've moved from my bed to my couch now and have turned on some lights. it's so dark. there's a crazy thunderstorm outside. i wanna roast s'mores.

Date: 2004-10-18 10:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
heehee! if i ever become a BNF, maybe i'll try that -- go back to my humble beginnings, try to build a new following just to prove i've still got it, garner all that extra feedback... Eek - we may start a trend! Hah!

Re: website info - yeah, if that was a fake picture, I'd have photoshopped one of Charisma Carpenter. Mmm...s'mores...go you, you couch moving thing, you!

Date: 2004-10-19 08:13 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spikendru.livejournal.com
Aha! You undercover BNF!!! I knew there was a nefarious reason I loved your stuff so much! And I suppose caza's claims of Anya's Sory being his first fic is all hogwash and he's really a BNF, too! Turn in your SNIFF icon immediately!

Date: 2004-10-19 08:18 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
:::rubs hands together:::
Exxxcellent - my plans to create SNIFF and then rip it apart from the inside by revealing myself to be ::mumbles name of BNF:: are working marvelously!!!

You will take my SNIFF icon when you pry it from my cold, dead hand. I will be a "Memeber" (mis-spelling deliberate) of SNIFF 4-Eva!!!!

Have you had a chance to look at my and >lj user="Stoney321">'s bad fic over at her journal? Oh, God...and she added more this morning.

Caza is Joss.

Date: 2004-10-19 08:32 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spikendru.livejournal.com
Caza is Joss.
Bwahahaha! And I'm sure he's very, very sorry for perpetrating that ignominious death upon our lovely Anya in Chosen. He was having a bad reaction to shellfish that day, right?

I'll pop over to Stoney's LJ immediately, as [livejournal.com profile] dovil has fallen down on the job of bringing us the wonderful world of Dom!Xander, Girly!Giles and WTF!Spike, also known as the happily married Gileses: Xander Giles, Spike Giles and Giles Giles. *snerk*

Date: 2004-10-18 10:12 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com
Firstly: you're secondverse!

Dammit - you weren't supposed to tell anyone! Also, heeeeeee!

Secondly: BNF? Me? Um, no. Not hardly.

::off to practice being you; tell Caza to brace himself::

Date: 2004-10-18 10:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Shhh! Ooops, the secret is out. Caza says come on, but you gotta bring Wylie - he's a dog man. Oh, that's right, you and Ladycat are BNA's. LOL.

Date: 2004-10-18 11:04 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com
Yes! I will admit to being a Big Name Ass - me and ladycat and rubywisp and lar. You don't want to know how loud and long we laughed at that while hanging out on that bed in Vegas. And that sounds way dirtier than it was, doesn't it?

Gotta love a dog man.

Date: 2004-10-18 10:54 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ponders-life.livejournal.com
trust me, had I done so yesterday, Xander would have killed Spike with a clothespin after feeling like Spike had implied that Xander looked fat in his new jeans

ROTFL!

Date: 2004-10-18 12:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Considering I already wrote a bad!fic mpreg ending to SMCD for [livejournal.com profile] dovil, nothing's off the menu. (I had imbibed much wine.)

Date: 2004-10-18 11:24 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] kaydee23.livejournal.com
So Crazy Diamond Sue, who are you anyway? Huh. But who *is* anyone, anyway?

That sounds like an interesting list that person is on. I wonder if Oliver Stone is on the same list?

Date: 2004-10-18 12:00 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
I wonder if Oliver Stone is on the same list?
You know I love you and not just for your icon, right? Our fandom is wacky.

Date: 2004-10-18 11:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] paperk8.livejournal.com
LOL
Xander would have killed Spike with a clothespin after feeling like Spike had implied that Xander looked fat in his new jeans.
and
Except I got really pissed off at Nazis all over again.
I love you. I'd say I love your angst, because it makes you say wonderfully snarky things. But I really want to beat your dejectness with a broken off robot arm until it makes squeally noises and gurbles into a pile of sludge.
*hugs*



Date: 2004-10-18 11:59 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Beat that robot arm! Hee - once I got that "BNF in disguise" email my dejection turned into hysterical laughter - so I'm all good. (Still hate Nazis, tho.) I saw you posted links on Excessant, have I read these? Are they new? I could just go look, but you're here and all...

Date: 2004-10-18 12:07 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] paperk8.livejournal.com
I've been reading Douglas Adams and Marvin is in my head.
Life, don't talk to me about life. *snerk*

*runs off to check*
You've read at least the first two, I think, the 4th is new. But they're all pretty short. *winkwinknudgenudge*
*smooches*
Okay, so it's either you or
[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<lj-user"karabair">') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

Okay, so it's either you or <lj-user"Karabair"> that is the boss of me because I started too early. Not that I'm complaining, mind, I'd much rather get it over with NOW than when I have company.

So Multiple Miggs tossed off a funky complement to you, huh? (Hee hee. I worked that one HARD.)

Now that you've put SoM in my head, all I can think of is me spinning on the actual stage in Salzburg and yelling out "The Family VonTrapp!!" with the Korean family tagging along on our tour taking my picture.

*looks sad, pulls hands out from habit holding Nazi car parts*
"Forgive us Father, for we have sinned."
"Rolf! PLEASE!!"
I have done *no* work today. I have lj'd all day long. I'm going to get fired, have to sell my computer and lose lj in the bargain. That ain't good sense, as my granny would say.

I told Caza last night as I was finishing SoM that you and Mr. Stoney had been to Salzburg and that you had amused/bemused Mr. Stoney by performing random scenes. Caza was amused.

I couldn't figure out what you had started too early. Drinking? As a full-back? And then I got it. Duh-uh. Yes, I want no PMS-y BFFLJ this weekend. I want perkiness! I want Mary Lou Retton!

I need a nap. Caza is a funeral (someone from church) and I'm kinda sorta at work.
Caza IS a funeral? I thought you said he was skinny. He must be HUGE and depressing. Good for him for being the supportive elder at church (what are they called? My jacked up religious background prevents me from knowing proper terminology.)

I am going to be Perky McPerkins on your trip here. We are STOKED, do0d! I want a nap and a full body massage. Mmm. It's like my body is made up of rubber bands and they are wound too tight. Bleh. Hot soak in the tub tonight is necessary. Any word on this anonymous LJ post-er? I need to make brownies and hot fudge sundaes. Stupid period.
Caza is *attending* a funeral. He's doing his deacon duties. (He wigs when I share that - but I love showing it's possible to love Jesus and boy porn. Er, that would be me writing, not him.)

No word from anonymous. I love mysteries (except in book form.)
*clears throat*

I'm sitting right here. Don't talk about me like I'm not even in the room.
So sorry - didn't see you. Stoney's hair is particularly big today.
Whatever!!! My hair is in a pony tail, yo. *adopts J.Lo stance, not to be confused with a rock hard stance*
Don't you go pushing your issues off on me. *head roll* We all know your man likes the boy porn.

Hee hee! Come see me!!!

Date: 2004-10-18 11:58 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] anelith.livejournal.com
This handwriting thing sounds too scary. Everyone says it's very accurate, so I don't even think I want to go near it. What dark secrets will it reveal...?

Anyway, you Wal-Mart homewrecker you, have a great time visiting [livejournal.com profile] stoney321. Maybe you could collaborate on some more Wee!Spike? I bet the two of you could wreak some real havoc on bad!fic. The world may never recover...

I'm a Wal-Mart Ho

Date: 2004-10-18 12:07 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Bad!Fic Writers Untie, er, Unite! to quote Stoney. There's no telling. I will make sure we have pictures to post (the artists at work) as well as one of Caza and Mr. Stoney trying to dull the excessive squeeing with many glasses of wine.

Getting in gear...

Date: 2004-10-18 12:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Date: 2004-10-18 05:51 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] violethamster.livejournal.com
Your icon is so awesome.

You ARE the Backus-Naur Form! Whoops, sorry, sometimes I get the computer science part of my life mixed up with the vampire porn part of my life. My midterms could get embarrassing.

*jects you, so you will no longer feel dejected*

Hope you and [livejournal.com profile] stoney321 have lots 'o fun, although I fear it could bring about the apocalypse.

Date: 2004-10-18 06:34 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
That was a damn fine jecting :::after ject smoke:::

Stoney and I have plans for drunken simultaneous posting. Can you be banned from LJ? Just checkin'...

Date: 2004-10-18 08:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] paynbow.livejournal.com
Ok, first, I love, love, LOVE the icon. When I saw it I nearly spewed filtered water (not quite a specialty coffee) all over the screen. Second, thanks for the congrats *g* I love it when people nominate me *g*

And a weekend of Wee!Spike? I'm so jealous! I can't wait for the resluting stories...

Date: 2004-10-18 08:39 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Icon pretty. Noms good. Stoney has me reading the worst unintentionally bad Spuffy fic known to man. Eyeballs exploding. Expect to see excerpts on her journal soon.

Date: 2004-10-19 08:16 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spikendru.livejournal.com
Stoney has me reading the worst unintentionally bad Spuffy fic known to man. Eyeballs exploding.

You must e-mail me the URL immediately! *snicker*

Date: 2004-10-19 11:53 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] paynbow.livejournal.com
Oh, I just read your entry on it...it was too funny for words. Some people should just have their pens/computers taken away...

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